{"id":6188,"date":"2010-11-04T17:14:05","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T22:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=6188"},"modified":"2014-05-04T11:54:14","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T16:54:14","slug":"uh-oh-this-week-they-both-picked-minnesota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/11\/04\/uh-oh-this-week-they-both-picked-minnesota\/","title":{"rendered":"Uh-oh. This week they both picked Minnesota"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They&#8221; being <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.macleans.ca\/2010\/11\/04\/nfl-picks-week-9-a-rolling-moss-has-got-no-stones-or-something\/\" target=\"_blank\">the Two Scotts<\/a>, of course:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Arizona (plus 9) at Minnesota<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Feschuk<\/strong>: Another business-as-usual week for the Vikings, who released their most talented receiver because he didn\u2019t finish his lunch. In other news, I went to a Halloween party last Saturday and at the last minute decided to go as Charlie Sheen\u2019s hotel room. I ripped up some jeans, covered myself in flour (cocaine) and drew a closet door on my shirt pocket, inside which I placed a photograph of a cowering porn star. It came together nicely enough &mdash; but that wasn\u2019t my original plan. My intention was to dress as Brad Childress, but the costume store had run out of moustaches and incompetence. <strong>Pick: Minnesota<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reid<\/strong>: It will be interesting to see what fresh bit of shrewd decision-making Brad Childress has planned for this week. Will he hand over a prized draft pick for the rights to Plaxico Burress? Name Adrian Peterson the team\u2019s new place-kicker? Lend money to Randy and Evi Quaid? Of all the people in the NFL having a bad year,  Childress deserves to be their Mayor. Even Obama must be thinking: Sucks to be me but at least I\u2019m looking better than that sorry sonofabitch, Chili. He even has to take his marching orders from a guy who sends out pictures of his Jolly Roger. It\u2019s not the most humilating thing in the world. But not everyone can be Charlie Sheen. <strong>Pick: Minnesota.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They&#8221; being the Two Scotts, of course: Arizona (plus 9) at Minnesota Feschuk: Another business-as-usual week for the Vikings, who released their most talented receiver because he didn\u2019t finish his lunch. In other news, I went to a Halloween party last Saturday and at the last minute decided to go as Charlie Sheen\u2019s hotel room. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[56,597,126,179],"class_list":["post-6188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","tag-arizona","tag-bradchildress","tag-minnesotavikings","tag-nfl"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1BO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6188"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6192,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188\/revisions\/6192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}