{"id":60853,"date":"2023-04-12T01:00:58","date_gmt":"2023-04-12T05:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=60853"},"modified":"2023-04-11T09:26:09","modified_gmt":"2023-04-11T13:26:09","slug":"qotd-karen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/04\/12\/qotd-karen\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Karen"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Back in March, I was certain this whole thing [the pandemic] would blow over in a matter of weeks. It’s a Karen-driven phenomenon, I argued, but unlike everything everything else they do, this time Karen’s going to have to shoulder the burden herself. She’ll have fun berating the manager of the local Starbucks for not closing down … until she realizes there’s no place to get a half-caff, triple-foam, venti soy latte frappuccino. Nor is there any place to dump her self-propelled lifestyle accessories<\/strike> kids while she gets exalted at hot yoga and the nail salon, now that school’s out. Give her a week without Starbucks, I said, locked in her house with Kayden, Brayden, Jayden, and Khaleesi, and she’ll demand we never mention the word “flu” again.<\/p>\n

In other words, I misunderstood the essence of Karen. Karen is \u2014 first, foremost, and always \u2014 a victim<\/em>. I of all people should’ve known better, because I was surrounded by Karens all the time in my personal and professional life. I’ve mentioned this story before, but bear with a quick repeat: At one of my first teaching gigs, at the big directional tech that makes up a lot of “Flyover State”, the department’s women got it into their vapid little heads that they \u2014 women \u2014 were being systematically excluded from positions of power. The fact that the department chair was a woman, and in fact the whole department, emeritus<\/em> through first year grad student, was something like 65% female should’ve been their first clue, but nevertheless, they persisted. They got together a blue-ribbon commission, as one does, and studied the shit out of the problem. The much-ballyhooed report revealed …<\/p>\n

… that all<\/em> the positions of authority in the department, every blessed one, was held by a female. At which point, without missing a single fucking beat, they started complaining that being forced<\/em> to hold all these positions of authority was keeping them from making adequate career progress.<\/p>\n

I shit you not.<\/p>\n

That’s<\/em> Karen, my friends.<\/p>\n

Severian, “The Civil War That Wasn’t”, Rotten Chestnuts<\/em>, 2020-09-09.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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