{"id":59044,"date":"2025-12-12T01:00:35","date_gmt":"2025-12-12T06:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=59044"},"modified":"2025-12-12T10:53:22","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T15:53:22","slug":"qotd-crime-and-the-army","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/12\/12\/qotd-crime-and-the-army\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Crime and the army"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; padding: 0px 0px 10px 25px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-48672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-50x50.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>By a &#8220;crime&#8221; the ordinary civilian means something worth recording in a special edition of the evening papers \u2014 something with a meat-chopper in it. Others, more catholic in their views, will tell you that it is a crime to inflict corporal punishment on any human being; or to permit performing animals to appear upon the stage; or to subsist upon any food but nuts. Others, of still finer clay, will classify such things as Futurism, The Tango, Dickeys, and the Albert Memorial as crimes. The point to note is, that in the eyes of all these persons each of these things is a sin of the worst possible degree. That being so, they designate it a &#8220;crime&#8221;. It is the strongest term they can employ.<\/p>\n<p>But in the Army, &#8220;crime&#8221; is capable of infinite shades of intensity. It simply means &#8220;misdemeanor&#8221;, and may range from being unshaven on parade, or making a frivolous complaint about the potatoes at dinner, to irrevocably perforating your rival in love with a bayonet. So let party politicians, when they discourse vaguely to their constituents about &#8220;the prevalence of crime in the Army under the present effete and undemocratic system&#8221;, walk warily.<\/p>\n<p>Ian Hay (Major John Hay Beith), <em>The First Hundred Thousand: Being the Unofficial Chronicle of a Unit of &#8220;K(1)&#8221;<\/em>, 1916.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By a &#8220;crime&#8221; the ordinary civilian means something worth recording in a special edition of the evening papers \u2014 something with a meat-chopper in it. 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