{"id":5737,"date":"2010-10-07T17:22:20","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T22:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=5737"},"modified":"2014-05-04T11:48:14","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T16:48:14","slug":"feschuk-and-reid-dont-think-adding-moss-will-help-the-vikings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/10\/07\/feschuk-and-reid-dont-think-adding-moss-will-help-the-vikings\/","title":{"rendered":"Feschuk and Reid don&#8217;t think adding Moss will help the Vikings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.macleans.ca\/2010\/10\/07\/nfl-picks-week-5\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Two Scotts<\/a> are rather sniffy about how much, if any, improvement the Vikings will see by adding Randy Moss:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Feschuk<\/strong>: So Randy Moss is back with the Vikings &mdash; because nothing inspires a veteran to new heights than returning to the scene of his greatest suckouts, hissy fits and feigned moonings that make Joe Buck cry. Clearly, this is an attempt to appease Brett Favre, which is a waste of time because everyone knows you can\u2019t please old people.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Coach Childress<\/strong>: Hey, Brett, look! I brought you a shiny new deep threat!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Brett<\/strong>: Bah. Nobody visits me and ham doesn\u2019t taste like it used to.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pick: New York.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Reid<\/strong>: The Moss deal got me to thinking: Mabye we could get traded back to the PMO. Sure, Harper would be a bit different to work for than Martin &mdash; there would be fewer free-wheeling debates, more cats and way more waterboarding. But wouldn\u2019t it be nice to tear it up big in the old town again? I guess that\u2019s the nostalgic glow that\u2019s roped Randy Moss back to Prince territory. Here\u2019s a fun party game: Add Randy Moss\u2019 age to the number of seasons Brett Favre has played, then divide by the total touchdown passes that Bernard Berrian has caught this year. If it comes out zero, congratulations. You\u2019re not only correct, you\u2019re Brad Childress &mdash; watching your season circle the toilet bowl. I\u2019m not saying this looks desperate but the Vikings may have to change their name to Danny Bonaduce. <strong>Pick: New York<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Two Scotts are rather sniffy about how much, if any, improvement the Vikings will see by adding Randy Moss: Feschuk: So Randy Moss is back with the Vikings &mdash; because nothing inspires a veteran to new heights than returning to the scene of his greatest suckouts, hissy fits and feigned moonings that make Joe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[597,180,126,179,627],"class_list":["post-5737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","tag-bradchildress","tag-brettfavre","tag-minnesotavikings","tag-nfl","tag-randymoss"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1ux","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5737"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25479,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737\/revisions\/25479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}