{"id":5733,"date":"2010-10-07T12:41:43","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T16:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=5733"},"modified":"2020-01-19T14:12:26","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T19:12:26","slug":"breaking-historians-confess-they-invented-ancient-greeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/10\/07\/breaking-historians-confess-they-invented-ancient-greeks\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking: Historians confess they invented “ancient Greeks”"},"content":{"rendered":"

As many had suspected for years, the entire history of ancient Greece was fabricated<\/a> by historians:<\/p>\n

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A group of leading historians held a press conference Monday at the National Geographic Society to announce they had “entirely fabricated” ancient Greece, a culture long thought to be the intellectual basis of Western civilization.<\/p>\n

The group acknowledged that the idea of a sophisticated, flourishing society existing in Greece more than two millennia ago was a complete fiction created by a team of some two dozen historians, anthropologists, and classicists who worked nonstop between 1971 and 1974 to forge “Greek” documents and artifacts.<\/p>\n

“Honestly, we never meant for things to go this far,” said Professor Gene Haddlebury, who has offered to resign his position as chair of Hellenic Studies at Georgetown University. “We were young and trying to advance our careers, so we just started making things up: Homer, Aristotle, Socrates, Hippocrates, the lever and fulcrum, rhetoric, ethics, all the different kinds of columns — everything.”<\/p>\n

[. . .]<\/p>\n

According to Haddlebury, the idea of inventing a wholly fraudulent ancient culture came about when he and other scholars realized they had no idea what had actually happened in Europe during the 800-year period before the Christian era.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I’m glad that they’ve finally come clean on this huge historical fraud. Especially The Iliad<\/em>, which “was a bitch to write, by the way” but “it seemed to catch on.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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