{"id":57177,"date":"2020-05-16T04:00:26","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T08:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=57177"},"modified":"2020-05-15T11:03:37","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T15:03:37","slug":"remy-surfin-usa-beach-boys-lockdown-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/05\/16\/remy-surfin-usa-beach-boys-lockdown-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Remy: &#8220;Surfin&#8217; USA&#8221; (Beach Boys Lockdown Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3r-6s6cRGgA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>ReasonTV<\/strong><br \/>\nPublished 15 May 2020<\/p>\n<p>Remy discovers the dangers of exercising alone.<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.<\/p>\n<p>LYRICS:<br \/>\nIf you go out on the ocean<br \/>\nAcross the USA<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;re wearing a swim shirt<br \/>\n&#8216;Cuz of your scrawny weight (it&#8217;s for the sun, I swear)<\/p>\n<p>Well, uh, you just might notice<br \/>\nThe police in your wake<br \/>\nCuz it&#8217;s illegal to be surfing<br \/>\nIn the USA<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re catching them out paddle boarding<br \/>\nLetting their children play<br \/>\nWhile they&#8217;re releasing this guy<br \/>\nA logical checkmate<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re out in nature alone now<br \/>\nNo one in six-foot range?<br \/>\nWell it&#8217;s illegal to be surfing<br \/>\nIn the USA<\/p>\n<p>If only you had flashed some children<br \/>\nIt&#8217;d be your release date!<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re going to jail for surfing<br \/>\nIn the USA<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve been distancing for months now<br \/>\nTo keep the spread rate down<br \/>\nThe only places you&#8217;ve been going<br \/>\nAre where there are no crowds<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re making sacrifices<br \/>\nFor your community<br \/>\nNow put your hands on your head because you are surfing<br \/>\nIn the USA<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s helping the flattening the curve now<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s exercising alone<br \/>\nRocking a super baggy swim shirt<br \/>\nTo hide his muscle tone (I said it&#8217;s for the sun)<\/p>\n<p>If only you had flashed some children<br \/>\nIt&#8217;d be your release date!<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re going to jail for surfing<br \/>\nIn the USA<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody-480x270.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-57179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody-480x270.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody-853x480.png 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody-150x84.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_2020-05-16-Remy-Surfin\u2019-USA-Beach-Boys-Lockdown-Parody.png 930w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ReasonTV Published 15 May 2020 Remy discovers the dangers of exercising alone. Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg. 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