{"id":57093,"date":"2020-05-11T03:00:53","date_gmt":"2020-05-11T07:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=57093"},"modified":"2020-05-10T21:03:46","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T01:03:46","slug":"im-so-old-i-dont-even-buy-green-bananas-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/05\/11\/im-so-old-i-dont-even-buy-green-bananas-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"“I\u2019m so old, I don\u2019t even buy green bananas anymore”"},"content":{"rendered":"

While I’m not quite at Kim du Toit<\/a>‘s advanced age, I have had a few intimations of mortality over the last few years that do force a certain amount of introspection:<\/p>\n

The other day I made reference to the fact that I would be unlikely to be flying anywhere in 2020, and might only do so in late 2021 \u2014 and for the first time in my life, I said to myself, “… should I live that long<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

I think the most depressing thing about getting old is that you get wary of making long-term plans \u2014 the old joke “I’m so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore” is a perfect example \u2014 and it can be depressing.<\/p>\n

It doesn\u2019t have to be, of course. A friend of my own vintage recently embarked on a business venture which involves a massive construction project, and when I asked him when the whole thing will be finished, he said airily, “About fifteen or twenty years’ time.” If that is true, he would be around eighty years old at completion date.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure I would do anything like that. At the same time, I’m still buying green bananas, so to speak, so there’s that.<\/p>\n

At some point in a person’s life, you become resigned to the fact that you\u2019ll never climb Everest, or race at Monaco, or make a billion dollars, or sleep with some famous beauty (maybe because she just died). Those are the big<\/strong> dreams, of course, and mostly \u2014 realistically, even \u2014 just pipe dreams. Still, their disappearance is a little of a jolt; which is probably a preparation for a much bigger disappointment when you realize that your age precludes you from doing something that you did only little while ago. As an example, I’m most likely never going to be able to go deer-stalking in Scotland with Mr. Free Market, Doc Russia and Combat Controller again, because the trudging over the uneven ground of the Cairngorm Mountains is, to put it mildly, unthinkable. I made a joke about that with the guys during a telemeeting, the other day, and said that if<\/strong> I were to do it again, I would only ever shoot at a distance no further than 50 yards away from the Land Rover \u2014 i.e. close to the road \u2014 whereupon Mr. Free Market said bluntly, “Then you’re never going to take another shot” (because most of the stalks now involve a prospect of a mile or two’s scrambling before the deer even come within a respectable shooting distance, assuming they haven’t moved in the interim).<\/p>\n

So goodbye to all that, then.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s even more poignant when you think of your approaching end with regards to family and friends, especially family. New Wife’s elder son has given her a grandson; my own kids’ prospect of doing the same is becoming more and more remote with each year. That, actually, doesn’t bother me too much as I’ve never been one of those parents who pushes their kids to provide grandchildren \u2014 in fact, I specifically told mine that I would never<\/strong> push them that way, and I’ve kept my promise. But it also means that I’ll never be able to do the grandfather things with grandsons that my own grandpa did with me, and that’s a little sad.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While I’m not quite at Kim du Toit‘s advanced age, I have had a few intimations of mortality over the last few years that do force a certain amount of introspection: The other day I made reference to the fact that I would be unlikely to be flying anywhere in 2020, and might only do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,73],"tags":[598,139,202],"class_list":["post-57093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-science","category-randomness","tag-aging","tag-psychology","tag-travel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-eQR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57094,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57093\/revisions\/57094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}