{"id":55454,"date":"2020-06-05T01:00:42","date_gmt":"2020-06-05T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=55454"},"modified":"2020-06-04T09:01:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-04T13:01:28","slug":"qotd-recognizing-the-work-of-famous-painters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/06\/05\/qotd-recognizing-the-work-of-famous-painters\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Recognizing the work of famous painters"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>#1 If Everyone \u2013 Including The Women \u2013 Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck<\/p>\n

#2 If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt<\/p>\n

#3 If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali<\/p>\n

#4 If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch<\/p>\n

#5 If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso<\/p>\n

#6 Lord Of The Rings<\/em> Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci<\/p>\n

#7 Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet<\/p>\n

#8 If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas<\/p>\n

#9 Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet<\/p>\n

#10 If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo<\/p>\n

#11 Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir<\/p>\n

#12 If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian<\/p>\n

#13 Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian<\/p>\n

#14 If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio<\/p>\n

#15 If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel<\/p>\n

#16 If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens<\/p>\n

#17 If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida<\/p>\n

#18 If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco<\/p>\n

#19 If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher<\/p>\n

Au\u0161rys Uptas, “Someone Created A Funny Guide On How To Recognize Famous Painters And It\u2019s Surprisingly Accurate (19 Pics)”, deMilked<\/em><\/a>, 2019.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

#1 If Everyone \u2013 Including The Women \u2013 Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck #2 If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt #3 If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali #4 If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,57,28,41],"tags":[102,86],"class_list":["post-55454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history","category-humour","category-media","category-quotations","tag-art","tag-criticism"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-eqq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57656,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55454\/revisions\/57656"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}