{"id":54574,"date":"2020-01-29T05:00:55","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T10:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=54574"},"modified":"2020-01-28T10:27:47","modified_gmt":"2020-01-28T15:27:47","slug":"charles-stross-on-reality-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/01\/29\/charles-stross-on-reality-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"Charles Stross on &#8220;reality&#8221; TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t watch much TV at all &#8230; after catching the Superbowl on Sunday, I may not turn on the TV until the NFL preseason gets underway in the summer, so my impressions of reality TV offerings are gathered second- or third-hand at best. That said, I do recall watching some very early reality TV in the late 80s or early 90s (the one that comes to mind was something like &#8220;take a bunch of urban Brits and dump them in a recreated iron age village&#8221;). As Charles Stross describes the current crop of shows, I&#8217;m very confident that I&#8217;ve missed absolutely nothing over the decades:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows-787x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"787\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-54575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows-787x640.jpg 787w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows-480x390.jpg 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows-150x122.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows-768x625.jpg 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Reality-TV-shows.jpg 884w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 787px) 100vw, 787px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I watch as little television as I can, and most of it by accident.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I <em>do<\/em> catch an eyeful, it usually consists of one of three things: a talking heads news channel, organized sportsball, or a Reality TV show. The first I try to ignore (they&#8217;re usually triangulated on the tabloid newspapers with added eye candy, then dumbed down: as information sources this century, TV news channels are useless). The sportsball I leave to my spouse (who is prone to lecturing me interminably about Manchester City). But the latter phenomenon \u2014 Reality TV \u2014 has all the grisly attention-grabbing potential of a flaming school bus careening out of control into a public execution: I basically have to leave the room in a hurry to avoid having my eyeballs sucked right out of my head by the visual media equivalent of internet clickbait.<\/p>\n<p>What makes Reality TV shows so addictive?<\/p>\n<p>The sector is dominated by a couple of competing recipes. As in so many mature markets, there&#8217;s an 80\/20 split between a dominant incumbent and an insurgent that isn&#8217;t quite successful enough to overturn a monopoly but is too tenacious to die. Think Android\/iPhone, or car\/pick-up truck (that latter died about a decade ago in the US).<\/p>\n<p>In the case of rTV shows, the 20% insurgent is about people demonstrating competence. <em>Mythbusters<\/em> was the classic competence-porn show (although it deteriorated into the explosion-of-the-week club after a few seasons): using <em>science!!!<\/em> and workshop\/lab work to evaluate the plausibility of urban legends. Other competence rTV shows include: a team of dudes acquire a car wreck and restore it to good-as-new condition, a former special forces soldier\/scout troop leader is dumped on a desert island and demonstrates survival skills, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>But the other 80% of rTV shows are <em>in<\/em>competence porn.<\/p>\n<p>Incompetence porn Reality TV, as pioneered by <em>Big Brother<\/em>, usually aims to get the audience to laugh at or mock the participants in a contest designed to plumb the depths of humiliation. Instead of dropping a fit expedition leader on a desert island, the show dumps a bunch of washed-up B-list celebs in a wilderness of mosquitos and no soft toilet paper. Or perhaps it&#8217;s a bunch of Armani-suited sociopaths in a boardroom where they&#8217;re expected to pitch business start-up proposals at a washed-up B-list business celeb like Alan Sugar (or, in the American version of <em>The Apprentice<\/em>, a certain mobbed-up New York property speculator with shady Russian banking connections). Back-stabbing is a given in the celebrity\/sociopath driven variant of rTV, as incompetent contestants are shoved out of the show at every episode until only the most obliviously egocentric remains.<\/p>\n<p>(Note that the survivor selection criterion isn&#8217;t &#8220;competence&#8221;, be it at wilderness survival or boardroom brown-nosing: it&#8217;s entertainment value. Because these shows, despite the name, aren&#8217;t about reality, they&#8217;re showbiz.)<\/p>\n<p>But these aren&#8217;t the worst.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t watch much TV at all &#8230; after catching the Superbowl on Sunday, I may not turn on the TV until the NFL preseason gets underway in the summer, so my impressions of reality TV offerings are gathered second- or third-hand at best. 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