{"id":54052,"date":"2020-01-07T04:00:34","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T09:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=54052"},"modified":"2021-01-02T14:47:23","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T19:47:23","slug":"history-summarized-alcibiades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/01\/07\/history-summarized-alcibiades\/","title":{"rendered":"History Summarized: Alcibiades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kRLkjBUgB2o\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Overly Sarcastic Productions<\/strong><br \/>\nPublished 11 Jan 2016<\/p>\n<p>The oracle at delphi simply tells him, &#8220;congratulations&#8221;. The standard of nudity was his idea. Narcissus gets shy around him. Patroclus was his boyfriend first. He is &#8230; the most interesting man in Ancient Greece.<\/p>\n<p>Extra special thanks to Blue&#8217;s professor, Mr. Samons, who taught him about Greek history and the comedic potential of marshmallows and triremes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades-480x270.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-54054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades-480x270.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades-853x480.png 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades-150x84.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screenshot_2020-01-07-History-Summarized-Alcibiades.png 930w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overly Sarcastic Productions Published 11 Jan 2016 The oracle at delphi simply tells him, &#8220;congratulations&#8221;. 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