{"id":53889,"date":"2020-01-01T03:00:03","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T08:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=53889"},"modified":"2019-12-31T11:13:28","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T16:13:28","slug":"communist-jokes-through-the-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/01\/01\/communist-jokes-through-the-ages\/","title":{"rendered":"Communist jokes through the ages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At <em>Catallaxy Files<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/catallaxyfiles.com\/2019\/12\/31\/donald-trump-jokes\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Steve Kates<\/a> recently read <em>Hammer and Tickle: A History of Communism Told Through Communist Jokes<\/em> by Ben Lewis:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It looks at the jokes themselves; the evolution of these jokes as communism aged and new leaders took over; it looks at the different kinds of jokes told in different communist countries; it examines the fate of those who told such jokes and the difference in the fate of those who made such jokes depending on who was the leader of the Party; it asks whether such jokes helped the communists consolidate power or whether they helped bring communism down; it looks into the difference between telling anti-Nazi jokes in Nazi Germany versus telling anti-communist jokes in communist countries; it asks about the psychology of those who told such jokes and whether they helped relieve tensions; and much else. But I will say this, some of I found really funny. This is my favourite.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; padding: 0px 0px 0px 15px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis-390x600.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"390\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-53890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis-390x600.png 390w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis-416x640.png 416w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis-98x150.png 98w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Hammer-and-Tickle-by-Ben-Lewis.png 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><em>Khrushchev is walking through the Kremlin, getting worked up about the Soviet Union&#8217;s problems, and spits on the carpet in a gesture of disgust.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Behave yourself, Nikita Sergeyevich,&#8221; admonishes the aide. &#8220;Remember that the great Lenin walked through these halls!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Shut up,&#8221; responds Khrushchev. &#8220;I can spit all I like here; the Queen of England gave me permission!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The Queen of England?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Yes! I spat on her carpet in Buckingham Palace too, and she said, &#8216;Mr Khrushchev, you can do that all you like in the Kremlin if you wish, but you can\u2019t behave like this here \u2026'&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Easy to see this one added to the Donald Trump canon and now that I have pointed it out, I expect it to be.<\/p>\n<p>I therefore thought I might have a look at what passes for Donald Trump jokes. And google all you like, there really is not much although there was this: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jokes4us.com\/celebrityjokes\/donaldtrumpjokes.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Donald Trump Jokes<\/a>. None were funny but I did like this:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><em>Where\u2019s Donald Trump&#8217;s favorite place to shop?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Wall-mart!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mere pun though it is, it seems appropriate. At least it&#8217;s policy-related and almost entirely a joke that could only be told about Trump. The rest are re-treads, never specifically about anything related to Trump himself and his policies, but are almost entirely forms of insult than anything with any associated wit or insight. The most interesting part to me about the communist jokes was that the ones that became acceptable were those directed at the failures of communism relative to the promises that had originally been made. Lots like that. The way to end up in the gulag was to tell jokes about actual party leaders, especially Lenin and Stalin. Very few like that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I rather liked the one from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hammer-Tickle-History-Communism-Communist\/dp\/0297853546\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon page for the Kindle edition<\/a>: &#8220;Q: Why, despite all the shortages, was the toilet paper in East Germany always 2-ply? A: Because they had to send a copy of everything they did to Moscow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Catallaxy Files, Steve Kates recently read Hammer and Tickle: A History of Communism Told Through Communist Jokes by Ben Lewis: It looks at the jokes themselves; the evolution of these jokes as communism aged and new leaders took over; it looks at the different kinds of jokes told in different communist countries; it examines [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,57,53,1119],"tags":[780,1037,139,433],"class_list":["post-53889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history","category-humour","category-politics","category-russia","tag-communism","tag-donaldtrump","tag-psychology","tag-sovietunion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-e1b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53889"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53892,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53889\/revisions\/53892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}