{"id":53726,"date":"2019-12-24T04:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T09:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=53726"},"modified":"2019-12-23T12:47:11","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:47:11","slug":"remy-the-first-noel-ballot-access-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2019\/12\/24\/remy-the-first-noel-ballot-access-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Remy: &#8220;The First Noel&#8221; (Ballot Access Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FCp9eaREOHw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>ReasonTV<\/strong><br \/>\nPublished 23 Dec 2019<\/p>\n<p>Remy is creeped out by restrictive ballot access measures. Also by Prince Andrew.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nFollow us on Twitter: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reason\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/reason<\/a><br \/>\nSubscribe to our podcast at Apple Podcasts: <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/az3a7a\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/goo.gl\/az3a7a<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Reason<\/em> is the planet&#8217;s leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won&#8217;t get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Remy.<br \/>\nProduced and edited by Austin Bragg.<br \/>\nMusic tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.<\/p>\n<p>LYRICS:<\/p>\n<p>The first Noel I heard early one day<br \/>\nAs I tried to run as a new candidate<br \/>\nMy cheeks were wetter than Prince Andrew&#8217;s shirt<br \/>\nWhen the man spoke to me and he told me these words:<\/p>\n<p>No &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nNo &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nNo room for me on the ballot, oh well<\/p>\n<p>I looked up a party wherein<br \/>\nI could join but was told &#8220;There&#8217;s no room at the inn&#8221;<br \/>\nNo bed to lay and I heard &#8220;take a hike&#8221;<br \/>\nLike the time I bought my wife an exercise bike<\/p>\n<p>No &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nNo &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nNo room for me in the parties, oh well<\/p>\n<p>My wish this year is to feel content<br \/>\nAt the ballot and not\u2014to be frank\u2014incensed<br \/>\nMust it be so hard to boot folks we don&#8217;t like<br \/>\nBut they claim it is lawful and I think that&#8217;s right, but &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nNo &#8220;L,&#8221; no &#8220;L&#8221;<br \/>\nSeriously, how creepy is Prince Andrew?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody-480x270.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-53728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody-480x270.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody-853x480.png 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody-150x84.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-24-Remy-\u201cThe-First-Noel\u201d-Ballot-Access-Parody.png 930w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ReasonTV Published 23 Dec 2019 Remy is creeped out by restrictive ballot access measures. Also by Prince Andrew. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Follow us on Twitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/reason Subscribe to our podcast at Apple Podcasts: https:\/\/goo.gl\/az3a7a Reason is the planet&#8217;s leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. 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