{"id":50034,"date":"2022-08-02T01:00:20","date_gmt":"2022-08-02T05:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=50034"},"modified":"2022-08-01T10:35:41","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T14:35:41","slug":"qotd-basic-college-girl-aka-becky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/08\/02\/qotd-basic-college-girl-aka-becky\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Basic College Girl (aka “Becky”)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>What’s the point of being a Metalhead these days? At best, you’ll get a gold sticker and a participation trophy like everyone else. At worst, you’ll get diagnosed with some bullshit “learning disorder” and they’ll zombie you out on powerful prescription psychotropics. The only lesson this teaches is: Come to the attention of the authorities at your peril.<\/p>\n

That’s the effect on guys, at any rate. Bad as that is, it’s far worse on girls. Guys establish social hierarchy through conflict; when they can’t compete with each other, they drop out and embrace the Ritalin Zombie lifestyle of video games and onanism. Girls compete through approval-seeking, which, since nowadays nobody’s different from anybody and everyone’s the best at everything, is easily channeled into conspicuous consumption. Hence all the items on that list.<\/p>\n

For the Basic College Girl, then, conformism is a virtue. In fact, it’s the highest<\/em> virtue \u2014 the “winner” is the one who does nothing, says nothing, thinks<\/em> nothing but that which gets upvoted on social media …<\/p>\n

… or downvoted<\/em> on social media, as the case may be. Self-esteem culture has completely bypassed the normal feedback loops. Back in the days of meatspace-only communication, strong signals of disapproval from your peers were, 99 times out of 100, clear indicators that you’re doing it wrong<\/em>. If the kids are making fun of your personal hygiene, then unless your name really is “Dick Smelley”, you need to take a long hard look at your showering habits. Kids can be horribly cruel, but most of the time they’re not wrong. And yes, bullying can (and often did) go overboard, but generally “stop being such a dork!” is great life advice, and the process of figuring out just what you’re doing that’s so dorky, and how to stop it, is crucial for one’s social development.<\/p>\n

Social media changes all that. Anyone who has ever written a blog post \u2014 really, anyone who has ever made a substantive comment on a blog post \u2014 has had the experience of some drive-by troll shitting on you. As functional adults who grew up in meatspace we recognize this for what it is, and ignore it. But imagine that you hadn’t<\/em> grown up in meatspace. What if you mistake this for substantive criticism? As it’s not psychologically sustainable to take it that way for long, you do what the Basic College Girl does: You call the commenter a “h8r” and, crucially, you consider having “h8rs” as confirmation that whatever you’re doing is right<\/em>. After all, they couldn’t “h8” if they weren’t thinking about you.<\/p>\n

Thus “approval-seeking”, a.k.a. chick competition, curdles into an attitude where you actively seek out “h8rs” to annoy.<\/p>\n

This is where Normals grossly underestimate women like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I’m personally terrified of AOC, because she is the embodiment of the Basic College Girl. Basic College Girls can’t be bargained with, they can’t be reasoned with, and the reason for both is: Both “bargaining” and “reasoning” imply that you think she’s doing something wrong, which is “h8”. And since “ur h8in”, that means you’re thinking about her more than she’s thinking about you, which means she’s validated, which means she wins. Which means she’s not only going to keep on doing what she’s doing, but will crank it up past 11, in order get more<\/em> h8, to attract more<\/em> h8rz.<\/p>\n

This is our future. Since the only way to deal with a Basic College Girl is to say “no” \u2014 all the time, to everything, unconditionally \u2014 and we as a society have lost the ability to do that, we’re screwed. Get to know your new mistress. Xzhyr name is Becky<\/a>, and she’s everywhere.<\/p>\n

Severian, “The Basic College Girl”, Rotten Chestnuts<\/em><\/a>, 2019-07-24.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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