{"id":4961,"date":"2010-08-13T09:10:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T13:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=4961"},"modified":"2010-08-13T09:10:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T13:10:11","slug":"raise-your-kid-in-the-rand-approved-manner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/08\/13\/raise-your-kid-in-the-rand-approved-manner\/","title":{"rendered":"Raise your kid in the Rand-approved manner"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eric Hague<\/a> would like to assure you that today’s little contretemps<\/em> was inevitable:<\/p>\n

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I’d like to start by saying that I don’t get into belligerent shouting matches at the playground very often. The Tot Lot, by its very nature, can be an extremely volatile place — a veritable powder keg of different and sometimes contradictory parenting styles — and this fact alone is usually enough to keep everyone, parents and tots alike, acting as courteous and deferential as possible. The argument we had earlier today didn’t need to happen, and I want you to know, above all else, that I’m deeply sorry that things got so wildly, publicly out of hand.<\/p>\n

Now let me explain why your son was wrong.<\/p>\n

When little Aiden toddled up our daughter Johanna and asked to play with her Elmo ball, he was, admittedly, very sweet and polite. I think his exact words were, “Have a ball, peas [sic]?” And I’m sure you were very proud of him for using his manners.<\/p>\n

To be sure, I was equally proud when Johanna yelled, “No! Looter!” right in his looter face, and then only marginally less proud when she sort of shoved him. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

H\/T to The Tiger<\/a> who said “The shove was uncalled for . . . but I\u2019m otherwise with the girl.”<\/p>\n

Maybe I should try to find a copy of Eric’s “illustrated, unabridged edition of Atlas Shrugged<\/em>“. It sounds like great bedtime reading for the kiddies, “glossing over all the hardcore sex parts”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eric Hague would like to assure you that today’s little contretemps was inevitable: I’d like to start by saying that I don’t get into belligerent shouting matches at the playground very often. The Tot Lot, by its very nature, can be an extremely volatile place — a veritable powder keg of different and sometimes contradictory […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,25,57,28],"tags":[67,374],"class_list":["post-4961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-economics","category-humour","category-media","tag-aynrand","tag-children"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1i1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4962,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4961\/revisions\/4962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}