{"id":43647,"date":"2020-08-12T01:00:42","date_gmt":"2020-08-12T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=43647"},"modified":"2020-08-11T08:18:26","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T12:18:26","slug":"qotd-the-circle-of-recycled-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/08\/12\/qotd-the-circle-of-recycled-life\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The circle of recycled life"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>1. Somewhere in this great land, a concerned and responsible corporation is having their twice-weekly colorful and compelling advertising supplement<\/em> printed on 100% recycled paper<\/em>.<\/p>\n

2. As soon as they are completed millions of these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> are shipped by truck to the various regional receiving centers of the U.S. Post Office.<\/p>\n

3. From those centers, any number of allocated pallets of these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> are broken out, put on U.S. Post Office trucks and delivered to local postal carrier destinations inside northern California.<\/p>\n

4. My personal Paradise postal carrier and hundreds of others report for work at local postal carrier centers throughout northern California and load up their vans with enough of these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> to deliver one or more to each and every house on their route.<\/p>\n

5. My very polite personal Paradise postal carrier parks her van at the end of my block and loads her sack with these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em>.<\/p>\n

6. She comes up my walk, up the porch stairs, and deposits my full share of these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> into my mailbox with a clang every day between one and three in the afternoon.<\/p>\n

7. Hearing the clang I sigh and wend my weary way to the front door and open my mailbox and pluck out said colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em>.<\/p>\n

8. With a heavier sigh I go back in, trudge through my house, out my back door to the alley, and place the colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> into my Recycling bin with the rest of the week’s mound.<\/p>\n

9. Tomorrow the huge, lumbering Paradise Waste Management Recycling garbage truck will stop and empty my Recycling bin into its maw and haul all the colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> off to the Chico California Recycling and Brand New Mountain of Garbage center.<\/p>\n

10. The collected colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> will then be shipped, by truck, to the center for turning recyclable paper into … recycled paper which will then be used by a concerned and responsible corporation for their twice-weekly colorful and compelling advertising supplements<\/em> printed on 100% recycled paper.<\/p>\n

Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Next year, as sure as spring brings septic system failures to Paradise, postage will increase because the U.S. Postal Colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements<\/em> “Service” will need more money to keep The Recycled Circle of life going.<\/p>\n

Gerard VanderLeun, “The Circle of Recycled Life”, American Digest<\/em><\/a>, 2018-06-01.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Somewhere in this great land, a concerned and responsible corporation is having their twice-weekly colorful and compelling advertising supplement printed on 100% recycled paper. 2. As soon as they are completed millions of these colorful and compelling 100% recyclable advertising supplements are shipped by truck to the various regional receiving centers of the U.S. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[831,25,65,41,13],"tags":[97,649],"class_list":["post-43647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-economics","category-environment","category-quotations","category-usa","tag-advertising","tag-recycling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-blZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43647"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59516,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43647\/revisions\/59516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}