{"id":43554,"date":"2018-05-26T04:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T08:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=43554"},"modified":"2018-05-25T18:35:19","modified_gmt":"2018-05-25T22:35:19","slug":"remy-the-longest-time-tsa-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2018\/05\/26\/remy-the-longest-time-tsa-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Remy: The Longest Time (TSA Version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YQJ7E140-SQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>ReasonTV<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Published on 25 May 2018<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Remy prepares summer travelers for groping season.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Longest Time&#8221; parody written and performed by Remy. Background vocals and Mastering by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced and edited by Austin Bragg.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nLYRICS:<br \/>\nWhoa-oo-aa-ooah<br \/>\nFor the longest time<br \/>\nIf you book a ticket for a flight<br \/>\nStow your baggage and some of your rights<br \/>\nTravel, you&#8217;re hoping<br \/>\nBut first you&#8217;ll get a groping<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll be waiting for the longest time<\/p>\n<p>My last job? I guess it paid the bills<br \/>\nThis pays more for using the same skills<br \/>\nAt first we hound you<br \/>\nThen we put our arms around you<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll be waiting for the longest time<\/p>\n<p>Whoa-oo-aa-ooah<br \/>\nFor the longest time<\/p>\n<p>Supervisors try to sneak bombs by<br \/>\nOf 100, 80 make it by<br \/>\nI like those chances<br \/>\nI forgot how nice your pants is<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t touched them for the longest time<\/p>\n<p>I had other jobs at the start<br \/>\nI said to myself &#8220;just follow your heart&#8221;<br \/>\nNow I know the woman that you are<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll swab your Magic cards<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll miss your connection&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who could guess what consequence this brings<br \/>\nWe have issues keeping nicer things<br \/>\nOur record&#8217;s so bad I think you ought to know this summer<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll be waiting for the longest time <\/p>\n<p>Whoa-oo-aa-ooah<br \/>\nFor the longest time<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ReasonTV Published on 25 May 2018 Remy prepares summer travelers for groping season. &#8220;The Longest Time&#8221; parody written and performed by Remy. Background vocals and Mastering by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced and edited by Austin Bragg. &#8212;&#8211; LYRICS: Whoa-oo-aa-ooah For the longest time If you book a ticket for a flight Stow your baggage and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,57,10,13],"tags":[200,463,202,451],"class_list":["post-43554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bureaucracy","category-humour","category-liberty","category-usa","tag-music","tag-parody","tag-travel","tag-tsa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-bku","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43555,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43554\/revisions\/43555"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}