{"id":43342,"date":"2020-07-21T01:00:45","date_gmt":"2020-07-21T05:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=43342"},"modified":"2020-07-20T08:04:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T12:04:23","slug":"qotd-burritos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/07\/21\/qotd-burritos\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Burritos"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 0px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-48672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-50x50.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>&#8230; places that will be serving up the &#8220;hand-wrapped garbage disposal delight&#8221; known as the &#8220;Burrito&#8221; (so named because it contains scraps of otherwise inedible food that was, in the past, fed only to Burros.) Touted by the poor and the brain-dead alike as a &#8220;tasty snack,&#8221; the Burrito violates the primary rule of dining, \u201cNever eat anything bigger than your head,&#8221; while recycling stuff usually found in the dumpsters of good restaurants through the innards of a human host who should know better and \u2014 shortly \u2014 will.<\/p>\n<p>This last item is probably why the Burrito (AKA &#8220;Tomorrow\u2019s Turd Today&#8221;) remains popular with liberal medheads hooked on keeping human ethnic pets on their progressive political plantations. After all, if you can only afford to eat or to feed people once a day, the Burrito is your huckleberry. And if you can also reduce food scraps that would otherwise go straight to the landfill into human waste, you also have a food object that &#8220;walks lightly on the planet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gerard VanderLeun, <a href=\"https:\/\/americandigest.org\/wp\/gringo-de-mayo-a-counter-celebration-for-may-7\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;GRINGO DE MAYO!: A Counter-Celebration for May 7&#8221;, <em>American Digest<\/em><\/a>, 2018-05-04.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; places that will be serving up the &#8220;hand-wrapped garbage disposal delight&#8221; known as the &#8220;Burrito&#8221; (so named because it contains scraps of otherwise inedible food that was, in the past, fed only to Burros.) Touted by the poor and the brain-dead alike as a &#8220;tasty snack,&#8221; the Burrito violates the primary rule of dining, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[465,74,66,57,41],"tags":[86,516],"class_list":["post-43342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-americas","category-food","category-health-science","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-criticism","tag-mexico"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-bh4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43342"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58954,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43342\/revisions\/58954"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}