{"id":42835,"date":"2020-07-04T01:00:11","date_gmt":"2020-07-04T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=42835"},"modified":"2020-07-03T08:02:50","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T12:02:50","slug":"qotd-interpreting-what-men-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2020\/07\/04\/qotd-interpreting-what-men-say\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Interpreting what men say"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Here is what male speech means.<\/p>\n

1. “Exactly what I said” — 75% of the time.<\/p>\n

2. “Apparently I have not said the right thing yet, because your panties are still on” — 15%.<\/p>\n

3. “My God, you’re still talking. You make me wish I had a tranquilizer gun. Doesn’t it ever stop? Jesus, I hope you didn’t say anything important, because all I hear is a buzzing sound. Did I say ‘okay’ or ‘mm-hmm’ or just grunt last time? I better mix it up, or you’ll realize I’m watching the game” — 10%<\/p>\n

That covers it.<\/p>\n

Steve H., “Traitor in Your Midst: She Must be Dealt With”, Hog On Ice<\/em><\/a>, 2005-02-17.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here is what male speech means. 1. “Exactly what I said” — 75% of the time. 2. “Apparently I have not said the right thing yet, because your panties are still on” — 15%. 3. “My God, you’re still talking. You make me wish I had a tranquilizer gun. Doesn’t it ever stop? Jesus, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,41],"tags":[463,303,43],"class_list":["post-42835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-parody","tag-sexism","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-b8T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42835"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58330,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835\/revisions\/58330"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}