{"id":42354,"date":"2018-02-22T03:00:55","date_gmt":"2018-02-22T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=42354"},"modified":"2018-02-21T12:32:22","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T17:32:22","slug":"the-worst-episode-of-the-avengers-how-to-succeed-at-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2018\/02\/22\/the-worst-episode-of-the-avengers-how-to-succeed-at-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"The worst episode of <em>The Avengers<\/em>? &#8220;How to Succeed &#8230; at Murder&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a column ostensibly devoted to the British Labour party&#8217;s ongoing ructions over their &#8220;all women shortlist&#8221; problems, <a href=\"http:\/\/takimag.com\/article\/the_battle_of_bollocks_david_cole\/print#axzz57lKGFtif\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">David Cole<\/a> recaps what he calls the worst episode of the brilliant 1960s British TV show <em>The Avengers<\/em>:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_42355\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a data-id=\"42355\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aveleyman.com\/TVEpisode.aspx?FilmID=26&amp;Episode=102\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42355\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/The-Avengers-How-to-succeed...at-murder.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-full wp-image-42355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/The-Avengers-How-to-succeed...at-murder.jpg 800w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/The-Avengers-How-to-succeed...at-murder-150x56.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/The-Avengers-How-to-succeed...at-murder-480x180.jpg 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/The-Avengers-How-to-succeed...at-murder-768x288.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42355\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Image via Aveleyman.com)<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>When I think of <em>The Avengers<\/em>, what comes to mind is not the bloated comic-book franchise in which overpaid actors cavort in front of a greenscreen for the masturbatory pleasure of nerds. No, to me, there is and will always be only one <em>Avengers<\/em>, and that\u2019s the 1960s British crime and espionage TV series. As a kid, it was my favorite show, and I have fond memories of rushing home from elementary school every day to catch Emma Peel (my favorite of John Steed\u2019s female partners) in action.<\/p>\n<p>Among <em>Avengers<\/em> superfans, there is one episode that is generally considered the worst. Indeed, the episode is outright despised, because in a series lauded (and properly so) for being a trailblazer when it came to presenting strong, intelligent, and independent action heroines, the episode \u201cHow to Succeed\u2026at Murder\u201d is seen as a giant chauvinistic step backward. It\u2019s known as the \u201canti-feminist\u201d episode, the one that took the show\u2019s message of female empowerment and stood it on its head. \u201cHow to Succeed\u2026at Murder\u201d was first broadcast in March 1966. The setup is typical Avengers-style mystery. Prominent businessmen are being murdered by unknown assailants, and it\u2019s up to Steed and Peel to get to the bottom of it. It turns out, a group of sexy female ballet students have created a secret society dedicated to the destruction of powerful men. They use their feminine charms to get hired as secretaries, only to quickly begin taking control of the business to the point that when they murder the boss, ownership falls to them. The society\u2019s motto is \u201cRuination to all men.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Peel infiltrates the group and learns that the girls take their orders from a female marionette, which seems to speak and move on its own. In a voice somewhat resembling that of a drag queen, the marionette explains the group\u2019s mission: \u201cTo take woman out of the secretary\u2019s chair and put her behind the executive desk. To bring men to heel and put women at the pinnacle of power.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The marionette\u2019s \u201chelper\u201d is Henry, the clumsy, doughy owner of the ballet school where the secret society meets.<\/p>\n<p>Emma is soon exposed as an infiltrator, and it\u2019s up to Steed to confront the evil ballerinas on their home turf. \u201cNo man will dominate us again,\u201d the girls crow as they hold Steed at gunpoint. However, the unflappable Steed quickly deduces that the marionette is actually being controlled remotely by\u2026Henry. Yep, these women had a male boss all along! Revealed as the mastermind, Henry tearfully explains that following the loss of his late wife\u2019s ballet company at the hands of greedy investors, he vowed vengeance against powerful businessmen (it\u2019s also revealed that the marionette is crafted in his wife\u2019s image, and Henry, his mind bent by grief, actually believes he\u2019s his dead wife when he gives the puppet voice). To achieve his revenge against the business world, Henry took advantage of the anti-male sentiments of his students. \u201cNo man will ever dominate you?\u201d Steed mockingly asks the girls. \u201cYou\u2019ve been taking orders from a man all this time!\u201d As the murderous dancers stand crestfallen, their mouths agape, their boastfulness sapped, Emma disarms the lead girl and beats the living crap out of each and every one of them.<\/p>\n<p>You cannot read a review of this episode on any Avengers fansite without encountering the words \u201csexist,\u201d \u201creactionary,\u201d or \u201cmisogynistic.\u201d The vitriol stems from the fact that the man-hating feminists turn out to be gullible morons. In their fanatical crusade against male domination, they inadvertently allowed a weak, delusional man-who-believes-he\u2019s-a-woman to dominate and control them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a column ostensibly devoted to the British Labour party&#8217;s ongoing ructions over their &#8220;all women shortlist&#8221; problems, David Cole recaps what he calls the worst episode of the brilliant 1960s British TV show The Avengers: When I think of The Avengers, what comes to mind is not the bloated comic-book franchise in which overpaid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,28],"tags":[311,987,1125,101,43],"class_list":["post-42354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-media","tag-1960s","tag-feminism","tag-theavengers","tag-tv","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-b18","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42357,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42354\/revisions\/42357"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}