{"id":41819,"date":"2018-01-17T03:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T08:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=41819"},"modified":"2018-01-16T10:54:31","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T15:54:31","slug":"thirty-eight-minutes-in-hawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2018\/01\/17\/thirty-eight-minutes-in-hawaii\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirty-eight minutes in Hawaii"},"content":{"rendered":"

Colby Cosh<\/a> on the false alarm in Hawaii:<\/p>\n

Of course, an incident like this really takes several idiots lined up in a long row. Missile tests by North Korea have been making Hawaiian officials nervous lately about the archipelago\u2019s exposed position in the mid-Pacific. The rhetoric being traded between dictator Kim Jong-un and U.S. President Donald Trump is certainly not so easy to brush off in Hawaii, where plenty of living people have personal memories of Pearl Harbor.<\/p>\n

U.S.-North Korean tension has, in recent months, been leading to a de-mothballing of old civil-defence measures in Hawaii, such as sirens and bomb shelters. It has also led, as we now know, to the updating of the traditional emergency broadcasting system. It can now reach out to your phone and fling you right out of your four-poster bed at the Hyatt Regency Waikiki Beach.<\/p>\n

For something that was \u201cnot a drill\u201d, the mistaken smartphone message will have had a lot of the same effects. The most important thing that HEMA learned was that if you have the ability to electronically auto-terrorize everyone within a certain radius, you had better have some fast, equally automatic way of correcting an error. It took HEMA 38 minutes to send a second notice to smartphone users reading \u201cThere is no missile threat or danger to the State of Hawaii. Repeat. False Alarm.\u201d And, no, I\u2019m not sure what the \u201cRepeat\u201d is doing there, either.<\/p>\n

During those 38 minutes, thousands of Hawaiians and tourists had sent desperate farewells to loved ones \u2014 although some noticed that the outdoor sirens, which had just been tested last month, were not going off, and drew the correct conclusion. There is very little evidence of anything technically describable as \u201cpanic\u201d happening in the state, despite the ubiquitous use of that word in Sunday headlines.<\/p>\n

Jokes about poor interface design are being circulated in the aftermath of the Hawaiian incident, but the governor did specify that the person who made the \u201cmistake\u201d actually clicked through a second \u201care you sure you want to create traumatizing chaos for no reason?\u201d confirmation message. HEMA also says it will require two separate people to confirm smartphone alerts in the future, which, if I can be forgiven a toe-dip into conspiratorial thinking, almost seems to hint at the possibility of some kind of awareness-raising prank.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Colby Cosh on the false alarm in Hawaii: Of course, an incident like this really takes several idiots lined up in a long row. Missile tests by North Korea have been making Hawaiian officials nervous lately about the archipelago\u2019s exposed position in the mid-Pacific. The rhetoric being traded between dictator Kim Jong-un and U.S. President […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,28,683,13],"tags":[277,815,279,547],"class_list":["post-41819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-media","category-pacific","category-usa","tag-ballisticmissiles","tag-hawaii","tag-korea","tag-smartphones"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-aSv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41820,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41819\/revisions\/41820"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}