{"id":41592,"date":"2018-01-07T03:00:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-07T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=41592"},"modified":"2019-11-23T16:08:03","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T21:08:03","slug":"give-your-butt-a-wake-up-call-with-the-latest-from-gwyneth-paltrows-life-threatening-wallet-flensing-empire-of-woo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2018\/01\/07\/give-your-butt-a-wake-up-call-with-the-latest-from-gwyneth-paltrows-life-threatening-wallet-flensing-empire-of-woo\/","title":{"rendered":"Give your butt a wake-up call with the latest from &#8220;Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s life-threatening, wallet-flensing empire of woo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2018\/01\/06\/rectum-damn-near-kilt-im.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Cory Doctorow<\/a> views with alarm yet another potentially dangerous product from Goop:<\/p>\n<p><a data-id=\"41593\" href=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop-751x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"751\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-41593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop-751x640.jpg 751w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop-150x128.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop-480x409.jpg 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop-768x655.jpg 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Coffee-enema-kit-from-Goop.jpg 928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 751px) 100vw, 751px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s life-threatening, wallet-flensing empire of woo, home to smoothie dust, vulva steaming, rocks you keep in your vagina, and a raft of rebadged products that are literally identical to the garbage Alex Jones sells to low-information preppers.<\/p>\n<p>Both Goop and Alex Jones are big on &#8220;detoxing,&#8221; an imaginary remedy that poses a very real health-risk, especially when it involves filling your asshole with coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Coffee enemas are, of course, bullshit, whose history and present are rife with hucksters whose smooth patter is only matched by their depraved indifference for human life.<\/p>\n<p>But as stupid as coffee enemas are, they&#8217;re even stupider when accomplished by means of Goop&#8217;s, $135 &#8220;Implant O&#8217;Rama,&#8221; manufactured by Implant O\u2019Rama LLC. It&#8217;s a $135 glass jar with a couple silicon hoses attached to it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cory Doctorow views with alarm yet another potentially dangerous product from Goop: Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s life-threatening, wallet-flensing empire of woo, home to smoothie dust, vulva steaming, rocks you keep in your vagina, and a raft of rebadged products that are literally identical to the garbage Alex Jones sells to low-information preppers. 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