{"id":41415,"date":"2017-12-22T04:00:54","date_gmt":"2017-12-22T09:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=41415"},"modified":"2017-12-21T12:03:58","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T17:03:58","slug":"remy-bitcoin-billionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/12\/22\/remy-bitcoin-billionaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UG7zLhEWanc\" frameborder=\"0\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>ReasonTV<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Published on 21 Dec 2017<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Remy rides crypto to the moon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Remy. Produced by Austin and Meredith Bragg. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Music by J-Beats Productions. <\/p>\n<p>Lyrics: <\/p>\n<p>I was broke, unemployed, I was starting to slouch<br \/>\nI was sleeping in the basement on my momma&#8217;s new couch<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s when I heard it all, a chance to skirt it all a money like my last girl<br \/>\nCompletely virtual&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Got the top graphics cards, got a power supply<br \/>\na microprocesser, a motherboard, a towering drive<br \/>\nI put the RAM in the RAM slot, drive in the larger bay<br \/>\ntopped it off, two fans<br \/>\nLike a Chargers game! <\/p>\n<p>Price spike to $30!? I missed out, I fear<br \/>\ncrudely assemble a rig like a BP engineer<br \/>\nMy friends and family smile and smirk and all make fun of me<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m-a make them eat their words because I&#8217;m gonna be a <\/p>\n<p>Bitcoin Billionaire<br \/>\nSpending money like I don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nMining coin in my underwear<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna be a Bitcoin Billionaire <\/p>\n<p>Selecting software and reading the notes<br \/>\nI&#8217;m picking out my favorite miners like a Penn State coach<br \/>\nPick me a digital wallet for holding all my amounts<br \/>\nread up on the all the ways to open lots of accounts I feel like Tom Brady, <\/p>\n<p>I got a fear of inflation<br \/>\nBut this is crypto, baby &mdash; central bank decentralization<br \/>\nThe script I flipped it, laptop encrypted<br \/>\nMy life was rotten now all my cotton&#8217;s Egypt-ed <\/p>\n<p>Now even on my vacation I&#8217;m crypto-supplying<br \/>\nThey call me gentrification the way I&#8217;m block-modifying<br \/>\nFriends asking &#8220;what&#8217;s the best part of your newfound treasury?&#8221;<br \/>\nI say &#8220;reminding you how you told me I&#8217;d never be a\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>Bitcoin Billionaire<br \/>\nSpending money like I don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nFlash drives in their underwear<br \/>\nNow that I&#8217;m a Bitcoin Billionaire <\/p>\n<p>The cash was never-ending, yo<br \/>\nupscale and fun and rowdy<br \/>\nI was spending like a 7 on a<br \/>\nscale from 1 to Saudi <\/p>\n<p>Call it mad bankin&#8217;, all night and all weekend<br \/>\nMy rig is Al Franken:<br \/>\n(grabs what it can while you sleepin&#8217;) <\/p>\n<p>Just try outspending me and you&#8217;ll see I&#8217;m on a mission<br \/>\nI drop more Satoshis than a clumsy Japanese obstetrician<br \/>\nBut I ain&#8217;t open to splits, don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s best or not<br \/>\nOpposing forks like a Chinese restaurant <\/p>\n<p>I went from geek to chic, from basic to ASIC<br \/>\nI went from basement-squatting to yachting from basin to basin<br \/>\nWent from no friends and depression to peer-to-peer legend <\/p>\n<p>Bitcoin Billionaire<br \/>\nSpending money like I don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nThen one day there was a solar flare&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>I was a Bitcoin Billionaire<br \/>\nSpending money like I don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nNow I just pawned my underwear<br \/>\nUsed to be a Bitcoin Billionaire.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ReasonTV Published on 21 Dec 2017 Remy rides crypto to the moon. &#8212;&#8211; Written and performed by Remy. Produced by Austin and Meredith Bragg. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Music by J-Beats Productions. 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