{"id":41277,"date":"2017-12-16T04:00:53","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T09:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=41277"},"modified":"2022-11-30T18:05:08","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T23:05:08","slug":"what-theres-another-star-wars-movie-did-the-death-star-regenerate-itself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/12\/16\/what-theres-another-star-wars-movie-did-the-death-star-regenerate-itself\/","title":{"rendered":"What? There&#8217;s <em>another<\/em> <em>Star Wars<\/em> movie? Did the Death Star regenerate itself?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My level of excitement for new <em>Star Wars<\/em> movies probably peaked just before the release of <em>The Revenge of the Return of the Bride of the Jedi<\/em>, and now has fallen and can&#8217;t get up. I&#8217;m perhaps not alone, as David &#8220;Iowahawk&#8221; Burge kindly illustrates:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Oh great another Star Wars movie so I get to read through another 3 weeks of cartoon character theological debates<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Burge (@iowahawkblog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iowahawkblog\/status\/941696096916656129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Spoiler alert: in the new Dawn of the Blasticons, Grabnar Jibbersnorf laser-freezes the Bloongsnoodi, even though his charmcloak DIDN&#39;T HAVE THE POLARIAN CRYSTALS \ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\ude23\ud83e\udd2c\ud83e\uddd0\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude35\ud83e\udd96\ud83e\udd96<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Burge (@iowahawkblog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iowahawkblog\/status\/941724328072286208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">And then they expect us to believe Roobu Gark would let Grabnar and D-60Z tractorpod the carbonzone, without their infinitysocks! I mean like WTF?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Burge (@iowahawkblog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iowahawkblog\/status\/941728261792550913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">THEY&#39;RE DESTROYING MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Burge (@iowahawkblog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iowahawkblog\/status\/941732448135761920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My level of excitement for new Star Wars movies probably peaked just before the release of The Revenge of the Return of the Bride of the Jedi, and now has fallen and can&#8217;t get up. 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