{"id":40394,"date":"2017-10-06T04:00:34","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T08:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=40394"},"modified":"2017-10-05T10:24:41","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T14:24:41","slug":"a-modest-proposal-for-introducing-true-equality-into-the-nfl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/10\/06\/a-modest-proposal-for-introducing-true-equality-into-the-nfl\/","title":{"rendered":"A modest proposal for introducing true equality into the NFL"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>ESR linked to this proposal from Scott Swett<\/a> that would revolutionize the NFL in terms of true equality:<\/p>\n

Football players who call for equality are throwing rocks from a glass stadium. The NFL\u2019s high-paying jobs are only given to men with specific physical skills, while the rest of the people are pushed aside.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time for the league to start leading by example. The time is right for the NFL Equality Plan.<\/p>\n

The first step in the plan is to guarantee everyone\u2019s right to participate in the games.<\/p>\n

Every player in today\u2019s NFL is male, which is obviously unfair. The new balance will be 51% women, 47% men, and 2% transgenders. This means the 53-player roster of every team will have 27 women, 25 men, and one transgender person. Each team shall have 32 Caucasians, seven African-Americans, 10 Hispanics, three Asians, and one person of Native American heritage. At least three players will be gay.<\/p>\n

Nor can we ignore age discrimination. Each NFL roster shall include seven players between ages 19 and 25, eight from ages 26-34, seventeen from 35-54, nine from 55-64, and ten players who are 65 or older.<\/p>\n

The disabled will be fully represented in the new, inclusive league. Every team shall have no fewer than ten players with physical or mental impairments that significantly affect their major life activities.<\/p>\n

The Office of Player Equality will monitor the composition of each team and assess penalties for non-compliance. Temporary, minor variations may be allowed \u2013 requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis. The demographic ratios will be regularly adjusted to stay current with population trends.<\/p>\n

Next summer, the NFL will host gala events in every stadium to celebrate and welcome the newcomers, who will be called \u201crainbow players\u201d to honor the complimentary aspects of humanity they represent.<\/p>\n

To make room for the rainbow players, many current NFL players will be released from their contracts. This should not be a source of regret, since all these men have benefited unfairly from their physical privilege. The former players will be provided with job-placement services and exit counselling.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ESR linked to this proposal from Scott Swett that would revolutionize the NFL in terms of true equality: Football players who call for equality are throwing rocks from a glass stadium. The NFL\u2019s high-paying jobs are only given to men with specific physical skills, while the rest of the people are pushed aside. It\u2019s time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,57],"tags":[198,179,99,303,43],"class_list":["post-40394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","category-humour","tag-equalrights","tag-nfl","tag-racism","tag-sexism","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-avw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40394"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40396,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40394\/revisions\/40396"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}