{"id":40060,"date":"2017-09-07T03:00:40","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T07:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=40060"},"modified":"2017-09-05T11:36:11","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T15:36:11","slug":"argentina-expresses-interest-in-laser-death-beam-equipped-uss-ponce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/09\/07\/argentina-expresses-interest-in-laser-death-beam-equipped-uss-ponce\/","title":{"rendered":"Argentina expresses interest in laser death-beam-equipped <em>USS Ponce<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those sneaky Argentines, trying to grab some surplus seagoing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2017\/09\/04\/argentina_eyes_up_laser_cannon_warship\/\" target=\"_blank\">laser switchblade technology<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40061\" style=\"width: 863px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a data-id=\"40061\" href=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40061\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014-853x567.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"853\" height=\"567\" class=\"size-large wp-image-40061\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014-853x567.jpg 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014-480x319.jpg 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Laser-Weapon-System-aboard-USS_Ponce-AFSBI-15-in-November-2014.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40061\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The U.S. Navy Afloat Forward Staging Base (Interim) <em>USS Ponce<\/em> (AFSB(I)-15) conducts an operational demonstration of the Office of Naval Research (ONR)-sponsored Laser Weapon System (LaWS) while deployed to the Arabian Gulf.<br \/>Date. 16 November 2014 (via Wikimedia)<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>Argentina reportedly wants to buy the US Navy\u2019s laser death ray testbed warship, the fearsomely named <em>USS Ponce<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>According to the <em>Mail on Sunday<\/em>, the Argentinians are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-4847622\/Argentina-s-bid-warship-ideal-invading-Falklands.html\" target=\"_blank\">interested<\/a> in buying the 46-year-old former landing platform (dock) from the American Navy when she is decommissioned next year.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSenior Pentagon sources have confirmed talks are ongoing with the Argentinians over a Landing Platform Dock vessel capable of launching 800 troops, six helicopters and 2,000 tons of equipment into a war zone,\u201d reported the paper, contrasting this with the Royal Navy\u2019s <em>HMS Ocean<\/em>, which is very similar to the Ponce\u2019s original configuration.<\/p>\n<p>As regular readers know, the mighty <em>Ponce<\/em> has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2014\/12\/11\/us_navy_deploys_poncey_laser_cannon_ship_to_persian_gulf_war_zone\/\" target=\"_blank\">spent the last few years blasting various targets into bits using a shiny new $40m laser cannon<\/a> and the US Navy even deployed her to the Gulf a few years ago.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To North American readers: if you&#8217;re wondering why this reads a bit oddly even by ordinary <em>Register<\/em> standards, it&#8217;s because the word &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/ponce\" target=\"_blank\">ponce<\/a>&#8221; in British usage is a bit, um, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=ponce\" target=\"_blank\">odd<\/a>. It&#8217;s taken as read that the primary purpose of an Argentine-flagged <em>Ponce<\/em> would sooner or later be intended for use in &#8220;liberating&#8221; the Falkland Islands:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The <em>Ponce<\/em> would be far from the first former US warship acquired by Argentina. In 1951 the Second World War cruiser <em>USS Phoenix<\/em>, a veteran of the Pearl Harbour attack by Japan, was bought by Argentina. She was renamed <em>ARA General Belgrano<\/em> \u2013 and sunk by British nuclear submarine <em>HMS Conqueror<\/em> during the 1982 Falklands War. Doubtless the same fate would befall the <em>Ponce<\/em> if Argentina tried the same trick again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those sneaky Argentines, trying to grab some surplus seagoing laser switchblade technology: Argentina reportedly wants to buy the US Navy\u2019s laser death ray testbed warship, the fearsomely named USS Ponce. 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