{"id":3981,"date":"2010-06-04T09:07:13","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T13:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=3981"},"modified":"2010-06-04T09:10:25","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T13:10:25","slug":"at-least-its-not-rectangular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/06\/04\/at-least-its-not-rectangular\/","title":{"rendered":"At least it&#8217;s not rectangular"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The official World Cup soccer ball is not popular with some folks. Keepers, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/04\/sports\/soccer\/04ball.html?src=twt&#038;twt=nytimes\" target=\"_blank\">in particular<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[G]oalkeepers dislike the Adidas ball more than Diego Maradona dislikes reporters and photographers. Although to the keepers\u2019 credit, they have not yet fired at the balls with air rifles or run over them in their cars.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, the ball is being criticized for being too light and too curvy, as if it were a fashion model who eats too little food and has too much plastic surgery.<\/p>\n<p>Altitude and technology will not only cause goalkeepers stress, but also make balls carry too far on crosses, causing some headers to be missed by two feet, said Marcus Hahnemann, a reserve keeper for the United States and a man not given to understatement.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTechnology is not everything,\u201d Hahnemann said Thursday. \u201cScientists came up with the atom bomb; it doesn\u2019t mean we should have invented it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adidas has christened the World Cup ball <em>Jabulani<\/em>, which is apparently Zulu for \u201coffends goalkeepers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not really. The name actually means \u201cto celebrate.\u201d But it has been lost in translation for the guys between the posts. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I seem to recall plenty of disdain being heaped on the official ball every World Cup since I started paying attention. Watch for this article to be re-run in four years&#8217; time, with new names appearing in the fill-in-the-blank spots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The official World Cup soccer ball is not popular with some folks. Keepers, in particular: [G]oalkeepers dislike the Adidas ball more than Diego Maradona dislikes reporters and photographers. Although to the keepers\u2019 credit, they have not yet fired at the balls with air rifles or run over them in their cars. Basically, the ball is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[362,20],"tags":[252,401],"class_list":["post-3981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-africa","category-soccer","tag-southafrica","tag-worldcup"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-12d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3981"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3984,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3981\/revisions\/3984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}