{"id":39743,"date":"2017-08-12T04:00:34","date_gmt":"2017-08-12T08:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=39743"},"modified":"2018-11-18T10:52:44","modified_gmt":"2018-11-18T15:52:44","slug":"in-reaction-to-the-movie-dunkirk-hollywood-reloads-with-daring-new-concepts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/08\/12\/in-reaction-to-the-movie-dunkirk-hollywood-reloads-with-daring-new-concepts\/","title":{"rendered":"In reaction to the movie Dunkirk<\/em>, Hollywood reloads with daring new concepts!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kurt Schlichter<\/a> goes behind the scenes in Hollywood to let us know what movies we’ll be watching soon:<\/p>\n

People say the movie industry has lost its way and alienated its audience, but I’m super-excited about the future of movies, especially in light of Tinseltown\u2019s current trend towards goose-stepping leftist conformity! How can that go wrong?<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

Xe-Day<\/em>: After the racist, sexist, and homophobic nightmare that was Dunkirk<\/em> left audiences literally shaking, moviegoers are begging to see a war movie that doesn\u2019t just focus on the people who were actually there or things that really happened. Well, your wish is Hollywood\u2019s command! You thought you knew the whole story of the Normandy operation, but what you really knew was the phallo people of pallor version that minimized and invisibled the contributions of trans soldiers of heft! Xe-Day<\/em> is the stirring story of the she<\/em>-roes who didn’t let their birth genders or carbohydrate addictions get in the way of defeating the Nazis! With the cry of \u201cCome on you she-males, you want to live forever!\u201d these pudgy paratroopers aren\u2019t about to allow the Third Reich to mansplain away their girl power! It’s no longer just Band of Brothers<\/em> anymore! It’s band of brothers, sisters, and others! Opening this Winter Solstice!<\/p>\n

1984 II<\/em>: This exciting reboot turns expectations on their heads as courageous social justice warriors root out bad thinking thought criminals like Winston Smith! You\u2019ll thrill as angry college students confront people with ideas they don’t like, and punish and kill them for daring to be different \u2013 all in the name of diversity! When this smash hit is over, you too will love Big Mother!<\/p>\n

Dirty Harriet<\/em>: Take that, cro-magnon Clint Eastwood clich\u00e9s! This modern cop movie teaches us that every life matters, except blue ones! Female-identifying (but curious!) Detective Harriet Callahan gets all the dirty jobs, like running diversity classes for those knuckle dragging patrolman who refuse to abandon their wrong thinking. Pairing up with a differently-abled Muslim dwarf of color, she busts the real villains\u2026the people trying to keep order on the streets! And she does it with hugs! Go ahead, make her day \u2013 by admitting your privilege!<\/p>\n

Son of an Inconvenient Truth<\/em>: It\u2019s his third try, and this time it’s personal! Al Gore takes time away from his busy schedule of eating, dining, having dinner, and pestering innocent masseuses, to explain in detail why his previous predictions of total climate Armageddon that were supposed to come true a couple years ago haven’t. Spoiler Alert \u2013 it’s all Trump’s fault!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kurt Schlichter goes behind the scenes in Hollywood to let us know what movies we’ll be watching soon: People say the movie industry has lost its way and alienated its audience, but I’m super-excited about the future of movies, especially in light of Tinseltown\u2019s current trend towards goose-stepping leftist conformity! How can that go wrong? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,28],"tags":[1251,122,463,1020],"class_list":["post-39743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-media","tag-dunkirk","tag-movies","tag-parody","tag-progressives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-al1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39743"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39744,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39743\/revisions\/39744"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}