{"id":3785,"date":"2010-05-18T13:16:02","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T17:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=3785"},"modified":"2010-05-18T13:18:10","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T17:18:10","slug":"someone-has-to-make-this-campaign-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/05\/18\/someone-has-to-make-this-campaign-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone <em>has to<\/em> make this campaign video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imao.us\/index.php\/2010\/05\/great-campaign-ad\/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=twitter&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+imao%2FjNDB+%28IMAO%29\" target=\"_blank\">Frank J.<\/a> considers what his campaign video would be like if he was running for office:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This makes me think of the ad I might run if I one day campaigned for an office. I think I could improve on his ad, though. Here\u2019s what I would do in my campaign ad:<br \/>\n* Ride into the commercial on a Liger.<br \/>\n* Every scene, I\u2019d be stroking a different gun.<br \/>\n* Vow that if elected, our enemies will be eaten by genetically resurrected dinosaurs.<br \/>\n* In the middle of the ad, pause to shoot a hippy dead.<br \/>\n* Not only call the other politicians \u201cthugs and criminals\u201d but also promise to lock them in a room with a bear.<br \/>\n* Draw a picture of Muhammad while talking.<br \/>\n* Look up at the moon and yell, \u201cYou\u2019re going down!\u201d<br \/>\n* End with an awesome guitar solo while my farm explodes behind me.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I\u2019d be so awesome commissioning agriculture or whatever.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>By the last item, I was already seeing it . . . someone&#8217;s got to make this video. It doesn&#8217;t even matter what he&#8217;s running for!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frank J. considers what his campaign video would be like if he was running for office: This makes me think of the ad I might run if I one day campaigned for an office. I think I could improve on his ad, though. Here\u2019s what I would do in my campaign ad: * Ride into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,28,53,13],"tags":[188,49,101],"class_list":["post-3785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-media","category-politics","category-usa","tag-electionwatch","tag-guns","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-Z3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3785"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3787,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785\/revisions\/3787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}