{"id":37525,"date":"2017-03-17T01:00:37","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T05:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=37525"},"modified":"2017-03-03T09:07:19","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T14:07:19","slug":"qotd-no-true-irishman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/03\/17\/qotd-no-true-irishman\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: No True Irishman"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I speak for every true potato-loving mick on the planet when I say that St. Patrick\u2019s Day is a genuine Irish holiday that\u2019s been corrupted into Amateur Drunk Day by us filthy Americans. Nobody in Ireland really cared much about it until dumb American tourists started going over there every March, demanding green beer and tunelessly bellowing \u201cDanny Boy\u201d out of their vomit-encrusted cakeholes. St. Paddy\u2019s Day is fake. It\u2019s Kwanzaa for white people.<\/p>\n<p>Jim Treacher, <a href=\"http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2016\/03\/17\/no-true-irishman-loves-st-patricks-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;No True Irishman Loves St. Patrick\u2019s Day&#8221;, <em>The Daily Caller<\/em><\/a>, 2016-03-17.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I speak for every true potato-loving mick on the planet when I say that St. Patrick\u2019s Day is a genuine Irish holiday that\u2019s been corrupted into Amateur Drunk Day by us filthy Americans. Nobody in Ireland really cared much about it until dumb American tourists started going over there every March, demanding green beer and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,57,41,13],"tags":[210,104,33,274],"class_list":["post-37525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe","category-humour","category-quotations","category-usa","tag-beer","tag-booze","tag-ireland","tag-tourism"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-9Lf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37526,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37525\/revisions\/37526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}