{"id":37059,"date":"2017-01-28T02:00:03","date_gmt":"2017-01-28T07:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=37059"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:22:07","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T03:22:07","slug":"the-fantasy-of-addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/01\/28\/the-fantasy-of-addiction\/","title":{"rendered":"The “fantasy of addiction”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Peter Hitchens<\/a> explains how he started an argument that “will probably still be going on when I die”.<\/p>\n

I never meant to start an argument about addiction. I had carried my private doubts on the subject around in my head for years, in the \u201cheresy\u201d section where I keep my really risky thoughts. And I don\u2019t recommend disagreeing in public with Hollywood royalty, either, which is how it happened. In such a clash, most people will think you are wrong and Hollywood is right, especially if your opponent is Chandler Bing, the beloved character from Friends<\/em>. Of course, he wasn\u2019t really Chandler Bing, just an actor called Matthew Perry \u2014 but an actor with an entourage so big it filled an entire elevator at the BBC\u2019s new studios in central London where we quarreled.<\/p>\n

Our debate wasn\u2019t even supposed to be about addiction. I\u2019d been asked onto the corporation\u2019s grand but faded late-night current affairs show Newsnight<\/em> to talk about drug courts, one of many stupid ideas suggested by the idea of addiction. I reckoned my main opponent would be the other guest, Baroness (Molly) Meacher, whose name sounds like something out of The Beggar\u2019s Opera<\/em>. While she looks like the sort of harmless, kindly housewife who knits next to you on the bus, she is in fact a campaigner for the wilder sorts of drug liberalization. If this Chandler Perry wanted to horn in, well and good. Who cared? Yet when I began to sense sarcasm mingled with unearned superiority oozing from the character from Friends<\/em>, I decided to let my impatience show.<\/p>\n

Hence my rash, irreversible plunge into an argument which has been going on ever since, consuming billions of electrons on social media, and which will probably still be going on when I die. I heard myself using the words \u201cthe fantasy of addiction.\u201d There. I\u2019d done it. Let the heavens fall.<\/p>\n

Chandler Bing called me various names and was even more sarcastic than before. He is extremely good at sarcasm, even if he understands very little about the drug problem. I have never heard the words \u201cyour book\u201d pronounced with such eloquent contempt. The final \u201ck\u201d seemed to contain two whole syllables. Is this a Canadian thing? He was referring to my modest volume on the topic The War We Never Fought<\/em>, so energetically ignored by reviewers and booksellers that it is known among London publishers as The Book They Never Bought<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Peter Hitchens explains how he started an argument that “will probably still be going on when I die”. I never meant to start an argument about addiction. I had carried my private doubts on the subject around in my head for years, in the \u201cheresy\u201d section where I keep my really risky thoughts. And I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,66,16],"tags":[59,119,101],"class_list":["post-37059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-health-science","category-science","tag-addiction","tag-drugs","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-9DJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37059"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37063,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37059\/revisions\/37063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}