{"id":36321,"date":"2018-08-13T01:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T05:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=36321"},"modified":"2018-07-23T10:01:51","modified_gmt":"2018-07-23T14:01:51","slug":"qotd-the-new-wobblies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2018\/08\/13\/qotd-the-new-wobblies\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The new Wobblies"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I live in two worlds. One has www in front of it. I must admit I don&#8217;t like the imaginary place that&#8217;s become the ironclad version of reality for most people. The jackanapes who rule the Friendface planet are the worst people extant, if you ask me. By the way, if you&#8217;re reading this, you asked me.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like the invertebrates who run the Intertunnel. I&#8217;ve decided they need a name. Let&#8217;s coin the term right here and now: The Wobblies. The <em>Website Wankers of the World<\/em> have united into a Voltron of suck, and they rule this alternate ecosystem that&#8217;s taken over the real world. They don&#8217;t care if anything productive happens in the brave new world they&#8217;ve created. As long as they lord over the nonproduction, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Sippican, <a href=\"http:\/\/sippicancottage.blogspot.com\/2016\/11\/minor-swing-by-minors.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Minor Swing by Minors&#8221;, <em>Sippican Cottage<\/em><\/a>, 2016-11-05.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live in two worlds. One has www in front of it. I must admit I don&#8217;t like the imaginary place that&#8217;s become the ironclad version of reality for most people. The jackanapes who rule the Friendface planet are the worst people extant, if you ask me. By the way, if you&#8217;re reading this, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,41,15],"tags":[391,58,593],"class_list":["post-36321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-quotations","category-technology","tag-facebook","tag-internet","tag-socialmedia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-9rP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36322,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36321\/revisions\/36322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}