{"id":35755,"date":"2016-09-01T02:00:36","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T06:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=35755"},"modified":"2016-08-31T10:21:49","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T14:21:49","slug":"if-david-warren-was-the-editor-of-sports-illustrated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2016\/09\/01\/if-david-warren-was-the-editor-of-sports-illustrated\/","title":{"rendered":"If David Warren was the editor of <em>Sports Illustrated<\/em>&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; he&#8217;d have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidwarrenonline.com\/2016\/08\/30\/swimwear-issue\/?&#038;owa_medium=feed&#038;owa_sid=\" target=\"_blank\">brief but glorious career<\/a> of getting the magazine a <em>lot<\/em> of media attention:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is well that I am not the editor of <em>Sports Illustrated<\/em>; for were I so, I might commission a special burqini swimwear issue, just to provoke \u2026 everybody. All my lithe supermodels would be wearing burqini and veilkini variants, some with Marianne liberty caps and so forth. In the shoots, I would have them all posed on beaches surrounded by French policemen in their various uniforms, striking extravagant dance poses. There\u2019d be a dwarf traffic cop in the traditional Paris \u201caubergine\u201d raincoat, who\u2019d turn up in set after set, blowing on a whistle. Perhaps one model in a wetsuit, with oxygen tanks, made to resemble a suicide vest; and other subtle topical allusions. In the background there\u2019d be men and women in Edwardian beach attire, of extreme modesty, expressing shock. An old bathing machine would be lying on its side, with a sea turtle crawling out, mounted by an avatar of Vishnu, to extend the multicultural range.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I wouldn\u2019t last long at \u201cSI\u201d \u2014 the only question, whether I\u2019d be fired or assassinated first. But in the interim I might have the pleasure of being denounced by world leaders, and getting the company account banned by Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, &#038;c. With luck, an outrageously goading defence, and the help of Drudge and Breitbart, I might be able to stretch my fifteen minutes of infamy to twenty or twenty-five.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; he&#8217;d have a brief but glorious career of getting the magazine a lot of media attention: It is well that I am not the editor of Sports Illustrated; for were I so, I might commission a special burqini swimwear issue, just to provoke \u2026 everybody. All my lithe supermodels would be wearing burqini and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,53,11],"tags":[618,47,477],"class_list":["post-35755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-politics","category-religion","tag-clothing","tag-islam","tag-magazines"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-9iH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35756,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35755\/revisions\/35756"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}