{"id":35738,"date":"2016-08-31T02:00:24","date_gmt":"2016-08-31T06:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=35738"},"modified":"2016-08-30T08:01:48","modified_gmt":"2016-08-30T12:01:48","slug":"remy-this-is-cnn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2016\/08\/31\/remy-this-is-cnn\/","title":{"rendered":"Remy: This is CNN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zX2uR-KqD8o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Published on 29 Aug 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Remy is back to highlight what CNN considers news.<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Remy. Music Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Shot and Edited by Austin Bragg.<\/p>\n<p>About 2 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe to Reason TV&#8217;s YouTube channel to get automatic notifications when new material go live.<\/p>\n<p>LYRICS:<\/p>\n<p>Finally, what has gotten into Russia&#8217;s top Olympian?<br \/>\nNeedles, apparently.<br \/>\nMore on that later as we yield for Breaking News.<br \/>\nEd? Thank You.<\/p>\n<p>Breaking news that&#8217;s horribly tragic<br \/>\nand if your children are watching, we warn you, it&#8217;s graphic<br \/>\nour lead story tonight atop the report<br \/>\nwas Donald Trump eating chicken with a knife and a fork?<\/p>\n<p>Plus, this Trump supporter is 11 years old<br \/>\nso what are his thoughts on the &mdash; are you reading the scroll?<br \/>\nwho he thinks is best fit to lead us<br \/>\nand would he have voted for Obamacare he was a fetus?<\/p>\n<p>Look, I really don&#8217;t mean to step on your staging<br \/>\nbut it seems like there&#8217;s war and some battles are raging<br \/>\nreporting the news &mdash; is that not our vow?<br \/>\nYou know what, you&#8217;re right. I&#8217;ll cover it now<\/p>\n<p>Well the war continues (yes!) on Twitter as planned (no\u2026)<br \/>\nbetween Donald Trump and a Littleton man<br \/>\nThe fighting is fierce, no sight of the end<br \/>\nfollow it all on our app &mdash; you&#8217;re watching CNN<\/p>\n<p>What I mean&#8217;s while we&#8217;re reading these trivial mysteries<br \/>\npeople are dying, we&#8217;re losing our liberties<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re inside our\u2026wow\u2026isn&#8217;t that banned?<br \/>\nInside our hardware. I understand.<\/p>\n<p>They could be in your phone at this very moment<br \/>\nPokemons! This town is Pokemon Go-ing<br \/>\nPlus, this expensive beer &mdash; how hoppy&#8217;s the taste?<br \/>\nFareed Zakaria is here to copy and paste.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I really just think that there&#8217;s stuff that we missed<br \/>\nLike, holy crap, is that true? Does that list exist?<br \/>\nCover the news. Shake up the ranks.<br \/>\nYes! Do that. I&#8217;d lost my way. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Well it&#8217;s a hidden document upon which fates swing<br \/>\nFortune cookie fortunes &mdash; who&#8217;s writing those things!?<br \/>\nPlus, a man with no parachute just took a dive<br \/>\nin today&#8217;s most newsworthy instance of one flung from the sky<\/p>\n<p>I know this is tough so forgive the belittling<br \/>\nRome is engulfed and we&#8217;re sitting here fiddling<br \/>\nexecutive orders, economy stuttering<br \/>\nthese are the stories we&#8217;re sitting here covering?<\/p>\n<p>War in Afghanistan, hurt in Iraq<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d need $5 foot-longs for Turkey this bad<br \/>\nCan we cut his mic?<\/p>\n<p>Well, the war on whistleblowers continued today<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ll update the condition of that Little League referee<br \/>\nPlus, it took the Olympics by storm, but what is it like to cup someone?<br \/>\nJosh Duggar is in the studio&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published on 29 Aug 2016 Remy is back to highlight what CNN considers news. Written and performed by Remy. Music Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Shot and Edited by Austin Bragg. About 2 minutes. Subscribe to Reason TV&#8217;s YouTube channel to get automatic notifications when new material go live. 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