{"id":34749,"date":"2016-05-10T02:00:35","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T06:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=34749"},"modified":"2016-05-06T22:21:16","modified_gmt":"2016-05-07T02:21:16","slug":"the-us-army-makes-provision-for-modern-day-recruits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2016\/05\/10\/the-us-army-makes-provision-for-modern-day-recruits\/","title":{"rendered":"The US Army makes provision for modern-day recruits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to know what&#8217;s happening in the American military, you need to check in with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2016\/04\/army-uniform-modifications-furries\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Duffelblog<\/em><\/a> for the straight dope:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The US Army\u2019s ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the Army will soon announce a set of uniform accommodations for these soldiers, who fetishize animal costumes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe are committed to allowing these people to follow their religion or their hearts or the voices in their fillings, or whatever the hell it is that drives them to dress and act this way,\u201d said the source, who requested anonymity on the grounds that he didn\u2019t want his name to show up in Google searches for Furries. \u201cI mean, where the hell does it end?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Sgt. Maj. of the Army Dan Dailey says changes won\u2019t stop with Furries.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe are considering rules to allow female soldiers who are dominatrixes in their off hours to carry riding crops on duty,\u201d Dailey said. \u201cShoe fetishists could actually get a new MOS, polishing shoes for other soldiers, as well as super high heeled, platform combat boots.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd we\u2019ve already decided uniform tunics for MILFs will now come without top buttons.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dailey denied however that Bronies will soon be able to serve openly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have to draw a line somewhere,\u201d he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to know what&#8217;s happening in the American military, you need to check in with Duffelblog for the straight dope: The US Army\u2019s ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,5,13],"tags":[31,463],"class_list":["post-34749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-military","category-usa","tag-army","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-92t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34750,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34749\/revisions\/34750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}