{"id":34158,"date":"2016-01-22T02:00:13","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T07:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=34158"},"modified":"2016-01-21T11:52:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T16:52:43","slug":"top-10-onion-parodies-on-higher-education","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2016\/01\/22\/top-10-onion-parodies-on-higher-education\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 <em>Onion<\/em> parodies on higher education"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know it&#8217;s a bit late in the year to still be publishing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/25917\/\" target=\"_blank\">lame &#8220;top ten&#8221; roundups<\/a>, but these are pretty funny:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/24651\/\" target=_blank>Sex partner must say \u2018yes\u2019 every 10 minutes or it\u2019s rape, 10th graders taught in California<\/a><br \/>\n2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/20702\/\" target=_blank>Princeton student say he\u2019s victim of microaggression over way he says \u2018Cool Whip\u2019<\/a><br \/>\n3. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/23336\/\" target=_blank>Study urges people to accept those who \u2018identify as real vampires\u2019<\/a><br \/>\n4. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/14263\/\" target=_blank>Professor: Harry Potter Helped Obama Get Elected<\/a><br \/>\n5. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/17401\/\" target=_blank>All-You-Can-Eat Taco Bars Deemed Offensive, Face Campus Extinction<\/a><br \/>\n6. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/11799\/\" target=_blank>Harvard Students Celebrate \u2018Incest-Fest\u2019<\/a> (tied with: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/19952\/\" target=_blank>Harvard University workshop to teach students how to have anal sex<\/a><br \/>\n7. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/24950\/\" target=_blank>Professors: Motorists more likely to run over black people than white people<\/a><br \/>\n8. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/11936\/\" target=_blank>Professor\u2019s Book Hails \u2018Apostle Barack,\u2019 Compares Him to Jesus<\/a><br \/>\n9. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/25044\/\" target=_blank>University axes homecoming \u2018king\u2019 and \u2018queen,\u2019 replaces it with gender-neutral \u2018royals\u2019<\/a><br \/>\n10. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/post\/24654\/\" target=_blank>Sexuality courses: Black dildos are proof of racism against African Americans<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: Oh, wait. Sorry. These aren&#8217;t actually headlines from the satirical website <em>The Onion<\/em>. They&#8217;re all real headlines. My mistake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know it&#8217;s a bit late in the year to still be publishing lame &#8220;top ten&#8221; roundups, but these are pretty funny: 1. Sex partner must say \u2018yes\u2019 every 10 minutes or it\u2019s rape, 10th graders taught in California 2. Princeton student say he\u2019s victim of microaggression over way he says \u2018Cool Whip\u2019 3. 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