{"id":34067,"date":"2016-01-16T01:00:12","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T06:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=34067"},"modified":"2016-01-06T20:11:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-07T01:11:27","slug":"qotd-the-great-canadian-menace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2016\/01\/16\/qotd-the-great-canadian-menace\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The great Canadian menace"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Sure, Donald, sure. Ted Cruz is the Great Canadian Menace. After all those years of sitting above us, seeming so polite and hockey-obsessed, drinking their Molson\u2019s and eating their Tim Horton\u2019s doughnuts &#8230; the Canadians have been carrying out their elaborate ruse, lulling us into complacency while their sleeper agent gets into place. We\u2019re on to their tricks! We know their bacon is just ordinary ham! Once President Cruz is in the Oval Office, they\u2019ll take back the Washington Nationals, change Z to \u201cZed,\u201d ban fourth down, blast Celine Dion from public loudspeakers, give us something to cry <em>aboot<\/em>! President Cruz will turn us into the \u201cU.S. <em>Eh<\/em>\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Jim Geraghty, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/429290\/trump-suggests-cruzs-citizenship-may-end-court-fight\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Trump: Hey, You Know Cruz Is a Canadian Ineligible for the Presidency, Right?&#8221;, <em>National Review<\/em><\/a>, 2016-01-06.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, Donald, sure. Ted Cruz is the Great Canadian Menace. After all those years of sitting above us, seeming so polite and hockey-obsessed, drinking their Molson\u2019s and eating their Tim Horton\u2019s doughnuts &#8230; the Canadians have been carrying out their elaborate ruse, lulling us into complacency while their sleeper agent gets into place. We\u2019re on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,57,53,41,13],"tags":[1037,188],"class_list":["post-34067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cancon","category-humour","category-politics","category-quotations","category-usa","tag-donaldtrump","tag-electionwatch"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-8Rt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34067"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34070,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34067\/revisions\/34070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}