{"id":32464,"date":"2015-08-21T03:00:36","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T07:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=32464"},"modified":"2015-09-11T10:26:41","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T14:26:41","slug":"donald-trump-didnt-say-this-but-its-easy-to-imagine-that-he-would","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/08\/21\/donald-trump-didnt-say-this-but-its-easy-to-imagine-that-he-would\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump didn’t<\/em> say this … but it’s easy to imagine that he would"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s a tough life as a modern day satire writer, as what seems outrageously funny one day becomes news one short news cycle later. Here’s Duffelblog<\/em><\/a> doing their best to get out ahead of the breaking news about Donald Trump’s GOP campaign:<\/p>\n

Opinion: Everyone In The Military Is A Coward<\/strong>
\nThe following is an op-ed written by Donald Trump, a candidate for President of the United States.<\/em><\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, I said it. All of you in the military and your veteran brothers and sisters are a bunch of cowards. More than that, you\u2019re a bunch of damn pussies. I\u2019m not telling you something we don\u2019t all know \u2014 I just have the balls to say it. Pure titanium. Made in America. Patent pending.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s look at your track record. You\u2019ve been in Afghanistan over twice as long as that loser McCain spent being a bitch in Hanoi, and you still haven\u2019t won the war.<\/p>\n

Iraq is more fucked up than it was before we invaded. You burned children in Vietnam, and you still couldn\u2019t win that war. At least there were whores in Vietnam, but you wouldn\u2019t catch me dead there. The only whores I bang are grade-A Phillies.<\/p>\n

In fact, when has America ever won a war? Don\u2019t try and tell me World War II. Russia won that shit, and we had to drop an A-bomb because your pansy asses couldn\u2019t finish the job. \u201cThe Greatest Generation?\u201d Please. Those assholes got half a million Americans killed. I like drones that win.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And then Tamara K.<\/a> linked to this in her Twitter feed:<\/p>\n

\"Trump<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s a tough life as a modern day satire writer, as what seems outrageously funny one day becomes news one short news cycle later. Here’s Duffelblog doing their best to get out ahead of the breaking news about Donald Trump’s GOP campaign: Opinion: Everyone In The Military Is A Coward The following is an op-ed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,5,53,13],"tags":[1037,188,463,517],"class_list":["post-32464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-military","category-politics","category-usa","tag-donaldtrump","tag-electionwatch","tag-parody","tag-republican"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-8rC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32466,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32464\/revisions\/32466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}