{"id":32309,"date":"2017-03-18T01:00:55","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T05:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=32309"},"modified":"2017-03-08T10:35:47","modified_gmt":"2017-03-08T15:35:47","slug":"qotd-milfs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/03\/18\/qotd-milfs\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: MILFs"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m not sure if my predilection for MILFs came naturally or if it was learned over time. I came of age in the \u201970s and \u201980s and back then, only pedophiles liked young girls. All our pinups were old. When Raquel Welch appeared on The Muppet Show<\/em>, I started having feelings I\u2019d never felt before. We all did and we talked about her on the swings at school. She was 38. Pretty much every man of my generation has Olivia Newton-John at the end of Grease <\/em>burned into his boner. She was 30 in that movie. Bailey was over 30 when WKRP <\/em>was on. Loni Anderson was in her late 30s. Mary Ann wasn\u2019t quite 30 on Gilligan\u2019s Island<\/em>, but Ginger was 33. Mr. Kotter\u2019s wife was 31 when the show ended. Chrissy Amphlett was 10 years older than me when the Divinyls released \u201cI Touch Myself,\u201d but I almost had a heart attack looking at her thigh-high socks. Nobody paid attention to young girls when I was a young man. It was considered creepy. If one of them wore a Catholic school uniform on Halloween, we\u2019d barf. There may be some disgusting perverts in the world, but in America, \u201cMILF\u201d tops the list of porn searches. Sure, there\u2019s some extra meat around the waist and a little more junk in the trunk. What tepid eunuch can\u2019t handle that? Real men are into women, not girls. No wonder blacks and Hispanics are trampling our masculinity like we\u2019re a bunch of bitch-ass maric\u00f3ns<\/em>. We can barely handle a fat ass. You can keep your perky tits. I want breasts with a bit of hang to them. I\u2019m not talking about National Geographic<\/em> saggy, but if you can hold five pencils under your left one, I\u2019ll write you a love letter. It\u2019s like my friend Trevor once said: \u201cI dated a chick with droopers when I was 19 and I really wasn\u2019t into it \u2014 but I sure wouldn\u2019t mind messing with them right now!\u201d He looms in for the second part with a leering grin on his face. This is something young men will never understand. As Steve Coogan points out in The Trip<\/em>, the spectrum of what you find attractive widens greatly as you get older. <\/p>\n

Gavin McInnes, “In Praise of the Benjamin Button Babes”, Taki’s Magazine<\/em><\/a>, 2015-07-24.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m not sure if my predilection for MILFs came naturally or if it was learned over time. I came of age in the \u201970s and \u201980s and back then, only pedophiles liked young girls. All our pinups were old. When Raquel Welch appeared on The Muppet Show, I started having feelings I\u2019d never felt before. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,28,41],"tags":[255,101,43],"class_list":["post-32309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-media","category-quotations","tag-sexuality","tag-tv","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-8p7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32309"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32311,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32309\/revisions\/32311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}