{"id":32306,"date":"2017-03-16T01:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-03-16T05:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=32306"},"modified":"2017-03-06T10:33:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-06T15:33:39","slug":"qotd-sex-and-the-twentysomethings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2017\/03\/16\/qotd-sex-and-the-twentysomethings\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Sex and the twentysomethings"},"content":{"rendered":"

To be clear: The ideal female mate is young. You\u2019re going to want three kids, and to do that you really need to get going by 25. My wife had our first in her early 30s and at the hospital she was wheeled through a door that said \u201cGeriatric Mothers.\u201d I thank my lucky stars we were able to defy biology and churn out three so late in life. I know you twentysomethings are convinced you don\u2019t want kids, and I was the same way at your age, but you\u2019re wrong. Talk to social workers who deal with the elderly. The deathbed moans from those with no kids are all about their total lack of legacy. Defying the biological imperative isn\u2019t empowering. It\u2019s a curse. So if you settle down with a woman over 35, you are making a huge mistake.<\/p>\n

That being said, I\u2019m not into women under 35. I remember having sex with young women when I was a young man and it sucked. Teenagers were the worst. It was like we were both trying to go through a doorway at the same time as we grunted, \u201cNot there,\u201d and apologized. My single friends often text me pictures of the twentysomethings they\u2019re paired up with and I almost feel sorry for them. Sex lasts, what, 10 minutes? Now you have 23 hours and 50 minutes to talk to someone who says \u201clike\u201d every third word. The sex is terrible, too. They pump away like they\u2019re working at a pump factory and there\u2019s no intellect or imagination involved. It\u2019s like playing tennis with a toddler. I want a woman who has been around the block and knows what she\u2019s doing. I\u2019ll spare you the details, but there are techniques you learn with time that only a wife can know.<\/p>\n

Gavin McInnes, “In Praise of the Benjamin Button Babes”, Taki’s Magazine<\/em><\/a>, 2015-07-24.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To be clear: The ideal female mate is young. You\u2019re going to want three kids, and to do that you really need to get going by 25. My wife had our first in her early 30s and at the hospital she was wheeled through a door that said \u201cGeriatric Mothers.\u201d I thank my lucky stars […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,57,41],"tags":[968,255,43],"class_list":["post-32306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-science","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-family","tag-sexuality","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-8p4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32308,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32306\/revisions\/32308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}