{"id":31890,"date":"2015-07-04T02:00:49","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T06:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=31890"},"modified":"2015-07-03T07:27:11","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T11:27:11","slug":"which-nfl-team-is-the-most-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/07\/04\/which-nfl-team-is-the-most-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Which NFL team is the most AMERICA?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the bitter end of the off-season in the NFL: everyone is waiting for training camps to open and there&#8217;s no football news at all (except disciplinary announcements). To help fill these empty days, <a href=\"http:\/\/uproxx.com\/ksk\/2015\/07\/all-32-nfl-teams-ranked-by-how-america-they-are\/3\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dave Rappoccio<\/a> ranks all 32 NFL teams by how <strong><em>AMERICA<\/em><\/strong> they are:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>32. Bills<\/strong><br \/>\nBuffalo is basically Canada<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>15. Vikings<\/strong><br \/>\nYes, they are Norsemen, but charging into villages, burning everything to the ground and ruining lives is totally American as hell.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Philadelphia Eagles<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Eagles are very AMERICA. Bald Eagles? Hell yes, slap our big ass scary national bird on it. The face on the logo faces left! Totally different than every other logo, a special snowflake, just like we think we are! It\u2019s angry, SO AMERICA. They are based in Philadelphia, which was literally our capital city for a while! The liberty bell is there! Why aren\u2019t they higher? Because the Eagles ain\u2019t won sh*t, and America wins sh*t.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. The Patriots<\/strong><br \/>\nGiant annoying bullies who talk stupid and are too proud of themselves, so much so that they make their own rules, man. So America.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. The Cowboys<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat? How are they not no. 1? Because no matter how gloriously American the cowboy is, The Cowboys are loyal to Texas, and Texas would be its own country if we let it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. The Steelers<\/strong><br \/>\nFat, angry, out of work industrial giants. Go America.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. The Redskins<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Redskins? First? Why? Think about it. They are the actual first Americans. If you want to look at it a different way, the Skins represent all the shaming and systematic oppression of those people, the most American way to treat others! Plus how we totally ignore them and forget to change the name! They are based in Washington DC, the capital of the country, and is run by a greedy capitalistic megalomaniac with no regard for others but claims to support \u201ctraditions\u201d which are actually offensive! Plus, we haven\u2019t actually been all that great since the 90s and we have horrible gun related tragedies all the time (Sean Taylor). That is \u2018MERCA as Sh*t.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the bitter end of the off-season in the NFL: everyone is waiting for training camps to open and there&#8217;s no football news at all (except disciplinary announcements). To help fill these empty days, Dave Rappoccio ranks all 32 NFL teams by how AMERICA they are: 32. Bills Buffalo is basically Canada [&#8230;] 15. 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