{"id":30982,"date":"2015-04-12T05:00:48","date_gmt":"2015-04-12T09:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=30982"},"modified":"2015-04-11T22:54:01","modified_gmt":"2015-04-12T02:54:01","slug":"unprintable-words-about-printers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/04\/12\/unprintable-words-about-printers\/","title":{"rendered":"Unprintable words about printers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s coming up to the deadline for getting our tax returns in to the CRA, so I&#8217;d asked my friend Clive to come over this weekend to do my books in preparation for taking all the paperwork in to my accountant. It seemed like a pretty straight-forward thing &mdash; all I had to do was to print off all my various invoices and other documents for which I didn&#8217;t already have a hard-copy.<\/p>\n<p>But I had somehow forgotten about the Satanic nature of printers.<\/p>\n<p>Elizabeth and I each have a printer attached to our respective computers, so even if one failed to co-operate, we have the other one to fall back on. And this turned out to be a good thing, as the HP Officejet 6310 printer I use with my laptop started having paper feed issues on Saturday. As in, it couldn&#8217;t manage to pull even a single sheet of paper out of the stack. Well, damn, but at least there&#8217;s Elizabeth&#8217;s Canon printer I can use instead.<\/p>\n<p>I disconnected the HP and moved her printer over to my workspace (the kitchen table, actually). But first I had to download the drivers for it. Having downloaded the drivers, I prepared to print the first of the documents I needed &#8230; and the damned Canon developed a similar paper feed problem. It just would not feed paper from the paper bin to the print-head.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of hours go by, as I frantically try to fix one or the other of the two busted printers. It&#8217;s now after 5, and I&#8217;m running out of options and patience. I decide to go down to our local Staples and buy a new printer because that tax return deadline is looming.<\/p>\n<p>In Staples, I vent a bit of my frustration over printers to a staff member, and she agrees that one of the few genuine pleasures in life is hoofing a printer out the window. After we compared notes on distance and impact zones, I asked for her recommendation for a cheap printer that would at least let me print off what I need for Clive to work with today. She warned me against my first choice, as it only came with &#8220;starter&#8221; ink cartridges, while a slightly older model using the same cartridges comes with full-sized ones instead &#8230; and was $30 cheaper, to boot. She made the sale.<\/p>\n<p>I got the printer home, set it up and &#8230; discovered that the printer&#8217;s display panel didn&#8217;t work. And it was now too late to get the unit back to the store for a replacement. So, early Sunday, as soon as the store opens I&#8217;ll be on their doorstep with the faulty printer. I hope the next one will at least print <em>something<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s coming up to the deadline for getting our tax returns in to the CRA, so I&#8217;d asked my friend Clive to come over this weekend to do my books in preparation for taking all the paperwork in to my accountant. 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