{"id":30726,"date":"2015-03-21T02:00:04","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T06:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=30726"},"modified":"2015-03-20T10:59:21","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T14:59:21","slug":"i-know-several-people-whod-want-one-of-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/03\/21\/i-know-several-people-whod-want-one-of-these\/","title":{"rendered":"I know several people who&#8217;d want one of these"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want a new exotic toy to show off to your buddies after you say &#8220;Here, hold my beer&#8221;? How about <a href=\"http:\/\/xm42.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">a personal flamethrower<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-1-853x139.png\" alt=\"Personal flamethrower 1\" width=\"853\" height=\"139\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-30727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-1.png 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-1-150x24.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-1-480x78.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-2-853x405.png\" alt=\"Personal flamethrower 2\" width=\"853\" height=\"405\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-30728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-2.png 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-2-150x71.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-2-480x228.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-3-853x479.jpg\" alt=\"Personal flamethrower 3\" width=\"853\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-30730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-3.jpg 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-3-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Personal-flamethrower-3-480x270.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want a new exotic toy to show off to your buddies after you say &#8220;Here, hold my beer&#8221;? How about a personal flamethrower?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,663],"tags":[707],"class_list":["post-30726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness","category-weapons","tag-crowdsourcing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-7ZA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30726"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30731,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30726\/revisions\/30731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}