{"id":29982,"date":"2015-02-05T01:00:09","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=29982"},"modified":"2015-01-29T14:54:10","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T19:54:10","slug":"qotd-can-we-all-shut-up-about-the-weather-for-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/02\/05\/qotd-can-we-all-shut-up-about-the-weather-for-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: “Can We All Shut Up About the Weather for a While?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can we shut up about weather for a while, especially weather that is totally in keeping with the seasons in which it\u2019s taking place? It\u2019s only 2015, but it seems like we get storms of the century about every three to six months. Our parents famously walked three miles (uphill both ways, mind you) in sub-zero and scorching temperatures in shoes made of detergent-box cardboard while also mining coal and smoking unfiltered cigarettes by the carton. And here we are, snug in our all-wheel-drive vehicles and Gore-Tex weather wear, demanding work and school be canceled on a 40% likelihood of snow flurries.<\/p>\n

Summer has heat waves, winter has snowstorms, get over it. Ever since The Weather Channel first went live in 1982, Americans have been in love with \u201cweather porn,\u201d those swirling animated displays of pixels that change from green to yellow to orange to red to blue while moving rightward across your TV, computer, or smartphone screens. We stand transfixed like 12-year-old boys looking at a centerfold for the first time as reporters dressed like the Gorton\u2019s Fisherman stand in the rain and tell us\u2026 it\u2019s raining. Or, worse yet, that it\u2019s not<\/em> raining, snowing, sleeting, or hailing.<\/p>\n

Part of the weather hype is driven by hysteria over global warming, which means that weather \u2014 once delivered by genial weirdos like Willard Scott and David Letterman \u2014 is as big a deal as the latest American misadventure in the Middle East (for the record, I believe that climate change is taking place, that human activity is part of the cause, and that the best way to deal with it is to remediate its effects<\/a> rather than simply pull the plug on human progress).<\/p>\n

As one Twitter wag<\/a> put it in response to the non-blizzard of the moment, \u201cRemember: no snow = global warming, lots of snow = global warming, less snow than you thought = global warming.\u201d The important thing being, of course, that we always feel bad about ourselves no matter what\u2019s happening.<\/p>\n

Nick Gillespie, “Can We All Shut Up About the Weather for a While?”, Time<\/em><\/a>, 2015-01-27.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Can we shut up about weather for a while, especially weather that is totally in keeping with the seasons in which it\u2019s taking place? It\u2019s only 2015, but it seems like we get storms of the century about every three to six months. Our parents famously walked three miles (uphill both ways, mind you) in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,28,41],"tags":[245,456,206,101],"class_list":["post-29982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-media","category-quotations","tag-climatechange","tag-hysteria","tag-severeweather","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-7NA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29983,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29982\/revisions\/29983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}