{"id":29890,"date":"2015-01-29T04:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T09:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=29890"},"modified":"2015-01-29T07:42:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T12:42:33","slug":"xkcds-guide-to-screws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/01\/29\/xkcds-guide-to-screws\/","title":{"rendered":"xkcd&#8217;s guide to screws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/xkcd.com\/1474\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/xkcd_screws.png\" title=\"If you encounter a hex bolt, but you only brought screwdrivers, you can try sandwiching the head of the bolt between two parallel screwdriver shafts, squeezing the screwdrivers together with a hand at either end, then twisting. It doesn&#039;t work and it&#039;s a great way to hurt yourself, but you can try it!\" width=\"384\" height=\"252\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/xkcd_screws.png 384w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/xkcd_screws-150x98.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,15,487],"tags":[621],"class_list":["post-29890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-technology","category-tools","tag-xkcd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-7M6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29890"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29977,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890\/revisions\/29977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}