{"id":29190,"date":"2014-12-23T02:02:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T07:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=29190"},"modified":"2014-12-22T21:01:39","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T02:01:39","slug":"james-lileks-reflects-on-the-50th-anniversary-of-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/12\/23\/james-lileks-reflects-on-the-50th-anniversary-of-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer\/","title":{"rendered":"James Lileks reflects on the 50th anniversary of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, he’s nostalgic enough<\/a>:<\/p>\n

This year marks the 50th anniversary of the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer<\/em> special. For those remembering how they stared with wonder and awe at the jerky stop-motion animation and shivered with delicious fear at the perils faced by the plucky buck with the incandescent schnoz, the notion that this program occurred a half century ago would be a marvelous testament to the enduring power of the show\u2019s appeal … if it didn\u2019t make you feel so damned old.<\/p>\n

If it does, that is. For young kids today it\u2019s a cultural artifact from a time so remote it might as well be the Renaissance. The snowman\u2019s resemblance to Burl Ives doesn\u2019t make them think of a hefty folkie howling with alcoholic rage in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof<\/em>; the concept of a \u201cmisfit\u201d doesn\u2019t echo a decade of neurotic intellectual culture celebrating the outsider who couldn\u2019t find his place in the grey-flannel machinery.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s charming and tuneful and justly revered. So let\u2019s spoil it by overthinking the details and applying the corrosive idiocy of modern standards, shall we? Herewith a few points to consider.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

– Kids today are appalled by the brusque coach who regards Rudolph as a freak and clearly sides with the normal reindeer youth. Nowadays the character would recognize Rudolph\u2019s specialness right away, and the entire show would have been about his fight to get Rudolph on the team, culminating in an impassioned speech before a congressional committee and the passage of Rudolph\u2019s Law.<\/p>\n

By the way, when I was a kid we understood the coach character\u2019s nasty reaction \u2014 not because we sympathized with him, but because phys-ed teachers were jerks.<\/p>\n

– The Abominable Snowman<\/em>. Let us be frank: The moment when Rudolph sets out on a floe to draw the Snowman away from his friends is one of the more noble moments of childhood television, married with dismay: You know he had no chance. To a small child who has finally grasped the narrative, it was really scary, because Rudolph was going to die.<\/p>\n

Parents watching along may have wanted to say \u201cSee what happens when you run off with your weird friends? This is what happens. You break your mother\u2019s heart and your intestines are slurped up by a murderous albino.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, he’s nostalgic enough: This year marks the 50th anniversary of the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer special. For those remembering how they stared with wonder and awe at the jerky stop-motion animation and shivered with delicious fear at the perils faced by the plucky buck with the incandescent schnoz, the notion that this program occurred […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[311,345,101],"class_list":["post-29190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-1960s","tag-christmas","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-7AO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29191,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190\/revisions\/29191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}