{"id":28416,"date":"2014-10-27T07:21:46","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T11:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=28416"},"modified":"2014-10-27T07:22:43","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T11:22:43","slug":"beware-the-stoner-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/10\/27\/beware-the-stoner-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the stoner sheep!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2014\/10\/20\/surrey_sheep_cannabis_stash\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Register<\/em><\/a>, news you can use!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A flock of sheep that are about to meet their maker at the abattoir got high on cannabis plants worth \u00a34,000, after the drugs were ditched in a Surrey field.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My sheep weren&#8217;t quite on their backs with legs in the air but they probably had the munchies,&#8221; farm shop manager Nellie Budd told local rag the <em>Surrey Mirror<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They haven&#8217;t had any other side effects but I&#8217;ll tell you about the meat next week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The stash of marijuana plants, which were each roughly three foot tall, were dumped at the edge of Fanny&#8217;s Farm in Markedge Lane, the paper reported. Budd&#8217;s shop was just 200 yards from where the drugs were fly-tipped, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>Police told Budd that the cannabis had a street value of about \u00a34,000.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In The Register, news you can use! A flock of sheep that are about to meet their maker at the abattoir got high on cannabis plants worth \u00a34,000, after the drugs were ditched in a Surrey field. &#8220;My sheep weren&#8217;t quite on their backs with legs in the air but they probably had the munchies,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,74,57,9],"tags":[119,924],"class_list":["post-28416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-food","category-humour","category-law","tag-drugs","tag-farming"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-7ok","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28416"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28418,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28416\/revisions\/28418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}