{"id":27021,"date":"2014-07-26T00:02:32","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T05:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=27021"},"modified":"2014-07-25T16:07:49","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T21:07:49","slug":"a-hit-a-palpable-hit-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/07\/26\/a-hit-a-palpable-hit-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A hit, a palpable hit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Canadian lit&#8217;rit&#8217;cher. An easy target for parody. <a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2014\/07\/22\/every-canadian-novel-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">Too easy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Every Canadian Novel Ever<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Nicole Cliffe<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Will the Cod Return, Or Must We Move to Toronto?<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Only the Jews Know Montreal<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> The Next Three Chapters Are Set in the 1830s Bush For No Reason But Then We\u2019ll Be Back to This 1970s University Women\u2019s Studies Department<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> She Briefly Considers Moving to the States For Her Career But Then Realizes She Must Stay With Her People<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> O Cabbagetown!<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong> I Remember When There Was LOADS of Cod and We Played Scottish Reels to Entertain Ourselves<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong> In Which Blondes From Westmount Fail to Sleep With You<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.<\/strong> This Children\u2019s Toy That Holds Great Meaning For You Will Be Broken Like Your Spirit<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong> You Thought It Was Me Talking To You, But It\u2019s Been My Sister All Along, I Am Dead Because of a Man<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.<\/strong> Magical Realism But It\u2019s Just Gothic Southern Ontario Having, Like, Two Magical Elements<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Actually, some of these sound more interesting than the actual not-technically-mandatory-but-seems-that-way Canadian Content.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Canadian lit&#8217;rit&#8217;cher. An easy target for parody. Too easy: Every Canadian Novel Ever Nicole Cliffe 1. Will the Cod Return, Or Must We Move to Toronto? 2. Only the Jews Know Montreal 3. The Next Three Chapters Are Set in the 1830s Bush For No Reason But Then We\u2019ll Be Back to This 1970s University [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,6,57,28],"tags":[463,134],"class_list":["post-27021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-cancon","category-humour","category-media","tag-parody","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-71P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27022,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27021\/revisions\/27022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}