{"id":26576,"date":"2015-05-01T01:00:34","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T05:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=26576"},"modified":"2015-04-23T21:32:20","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T01:32:20","slug":"qotd-military-decorations-and-military-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2015\/05\/01\/qotd-military-decorations-and-military-men\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Military decorations and military men"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anno 1865. I look out of my window and observe an officer of the United States Army passing down the street. Anno 1922. Like General Grant, he is without a sword. Like General Grant, he wears a sort of soldier’s blouse for a coat. Like General Grant, he employs shoulder straps to indicate to the army who he is. But there is something more. On the left breast of this officer, apparently a major, there blazes so brilliant a mass of color that, as the sun strikes it and the flash bangs my eyes, I wink, catch my breath and sneeze. There are two long strips, each starting at the sternum and disappearing into the shadows of the axillia \u2014 every hue in the rainbow, the spectroscope, the kaleidoscope \u2014 imperial purples, sforzando<\/em> reds, wild Irish greens, romantic blues, loud yellows and oranges, rich maroons, sentimental pinks, all the half-tones from ultra-violet to infra-red, all the vibrations from the impalpable to the unendurable. A gallant Soldat<\/em>, indeed! How he would shame a circus ticketwagon if he wore all the medals and badges, the stars and crosses, the pendants and lavallieres<\/em>, that go with those ribbons! … I glance at his sleeves. A simple golden stripe on the one \u2014 six months beyond the raging main. None on the other \u2014 the Kaiser’s cannon missed him. <\/p>\n

Just what all these ribbons signify I am sure I don’t know; probably they belong to campaign medals and tell the tale of butcheries in foreign and domestic parts \u2014 mountains of dead Filipinos, Mexicans, Haitians, Dominicans, West Virginia miners, perhaps even Prussians. But in addition to campaign medals and the Distinguished Service Medal there are now certainly enough foreign orders in the United States to give a distinct brilliance to the national scene, viewed, say, from Mars. The Frederician tradition, borrowed by the ragged Continentals and embodied in Article I, Section 9, of the Constitution, lasted until 1918, and then suddenly blew up; to mention it to-day is a sort of indecorum, and to-morrow, no doubt, will be a species of treason. Down with Frederick; up with John Philip Sousa! Imagine what General Pershing would look like at a state banquet of his favorite American order, the Benevolent and Protective one of Elks, in all the Byzantine splendor of his casket of ribbons, badges, stars, garters, sunbursts and cockades \u2014 the lordly Bath of the grateful motherland, with its somewhat disconcerting “Ich dien<\/em>“; the gorgeous tricolor baldrics, sashes and festoons of the Legion d’Honneur<\/em>; the grand cross of SS. Maurizio e Lazzaro<\/em> of Italy; the sinister Danilo<\/em> of Montenegro, with its cabalistic monogram of Danilo I and its sinister hieroglyphics; the breastplate of the Paulownia of Japan, with its rising sun of thirty-two white rays, its blood-red heart, its background of green leaves and its white ribbon edged with red; the mystical St. Saviour of Greece, with its Greek motto and its brilliantly enameled figure of Christ; above all, the Croix de Guerre<\/em> of Czecho-Slovakia, a new one and hence not listed in the books, but surely no shrinking violet! Alas, Pershing was on the wrong side \u2014 that is, for one with a fancy for gauds of that sort. The most blinding of all known orders is the Medijie of Turkey, which not only entitles the holder to four wives, but also absolutely requires him to wear a red fez and a frozen star covering his whole facade. I was offered this order by Turkish spies during the war, and it wabbled me a good deal. The Alexander of Bulgaria is almost as seductive. The badge consists of an eight-pointed white cross, with crossed swords between the arms and a red Bulgarian lion over the swords. The motto is “Za Chrabrost!<\/em>” Then there are the Prussian orders \u2014 the Red and Black Eagles, the Pour le Merite<\/em>, the Prussian Crown, the Hohenzollern and the rest. And the Golden Fleece of Austria \u2014 the noblest of them all. Think of the Golden Fleece on a man born in Linn County, Missouri! … I begin to doubt that the General would have got it, even supposing him to have taken the other side. The Japs, I note, gave him only the grand cordon of the Paulownia, and the Belgians and Montenegrins were similarly cautious. There are higher classes. The highest of the Paulownia is only for princes, which is to say, only for non-Missourians. <\/p>\n

H.L. Mencken, “Star-spangled Men”, Prejudices, Third Series<\/em>, 1922.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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