{"id":26253,"date":"2014-06-10T09:57:55","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T14:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=26253"},"modified":"2014-06-10T10:32:18","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T15:32:18","slug":"englands-world-cup-team-wheres-the-hype","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/06\/10\/englands-world-cup-team-wheres-the-hype\/","title":{"rendered":"England&#8217;s World Cup team &#8211; where&#8217;s the hype?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>BBC News Magazine<\/em> has expatriot Scot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/magazine-27761373\" target=\"_blank\">Jon Kelly<\/a> wondering where all the traditional pro-England hype has gone, compared to previous World Cup campaigns:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The flags are missing from the cars. British newspapers aren&#8217;t heralding imminent victory. In pubs from Penrith to Plymouth there&#8217;s a distinct lack of gaiety, optimism and hope.<\/p>\n<p>I for one couldn&#8217;t be happier.<\/p>\n<p>As a Scotsman resident in London, I&#8217;ve come to dread the wildly delusional over-confidence that grips my adopted homeland every time an international football tournament is staged.<\/p>\n<p>The certainty of victory. The talk of a &#8220;golden generation&#8221;. The interminable references to 1966. And the inevitable splutterings of anguish when it&#8217;s eventually confirmed on the pitch that, actually, Germany or Argentina or Portugal are superior teams after all.<\/p>\n<p>Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I like all things Anglo very much. While Scotland will always be the national side I support, in spite of our dependable rubbishness, I&#8217;ve always felt the Anyone-But-England tendency among some of my fellow Scots diminishes our status as a self-confident, modern nation.<\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;\">\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.824916% 0 49px 0;width:100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/embed.gettyimages.com\/embed\/50965343?et=YKDppzQ9QXxUBaW7Cxuo3Q&#038;sig=fy09GJk4VWvofZLZX55WVzoNdDPLhATc_b7KYUT1xOU=\" width=\"594\" height=\"440\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin:0;\">\n<div style=\"padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/50965343\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;\">#50965343<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;\">gettyimages.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>1966 &#8211; it seems like only yesterday to many England fans<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But the bellicose hysteria that envelops many in England &mdash; not to mention the irritating assumption by certain broadcasters, newspapers and advertisers that their audiences are comprised entirely of England fans &mdash; makes the team in white a difficult one for non-English folk to like, never mind cheer on.<\/p>\n<p>And I say all this as someone who takes an interest in football. For those who dislike the game, it must be excruciating.<\/p>\n<p>This year it&#8217;s different, however. No-one with more than a cursory knowledge of the international game seriously believes England will win.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That much is true: if they stick to the traditional formula, they&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2012\/06\/28\/duleep-allirajah-penalties-again-jesus-its-like-bloody-groundhog-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">go out on penalties<\/a> in the quarter-finals.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Invariably, a motley crew of psychologists, positive-thinking gurus and snake-oil sellers will be forming a queue outside FA headquarters, offering cures for the English penalty curse. I think there\u2019s a simpler solution. Let\u2019s campaign for spot kicks to be scrapped. We should use whatever arguments we think might work. I\u2019d play the inclusion card. Penalty kicks clearly discriminate against the mentally frail. The English, who suffer from a collective, penalty-induced trauma, will always get a raw deal. How can that be fair? If FIFA wants a truly level playing field, the answer is to get rid of the pseudo-lottery of spot kicks. What we need is a proper lottery. We don\u2019t want skill or nerve to play any part. Tossing a coin, rolling dice, drawing straws, a game of scissor-paper-stone \u2014 anything is better than a shootout. Come on Mr Blatter, give us chokers a chance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Still one of my favourite World Cup comments (and I&#8217;m flying the English flag for the tournament):<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Erectile dysfunction is on the increase. If you suffer please put a whiteflag with a redcross on your car to show your support <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23england&amp;src=hash\">#england<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23lfc&amp;src=hash\">#lfc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; pheadtony (@pheadtony) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pheadtony\/statuses\/15205634675\">June 1, 2010<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BBC News Magazine has expatriot Scot Jon Kelly wondering where all the traditional pro-England hype has gone, compared to previous World Cup campaigns: The flags are missing from the cars. British newspapers aren&#8217;t heralding imminent victory. In pubs from Penrith to Plymouth there&#8217;s a distinct lack of gaiety, optimism and hope. 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