{"id":25358,"date":"2014-04-29T07:11:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-29T12:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=25358"},"modified":"2014-04-29T07:11:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-29T12:11:35","slug":"the-briefest-nfl-draft-scouting-report-youll-read-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/04\/29\/the-briefest-nfl-draft-scouting-report-youll-read-this-week\/","title":{"rendered":"The briefest NFL draft scouting report you&#8217;ll read this week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vikingsterritory.com\/2014\/nfl-draft-2014\/2014-nfl-draft-all-you-need-to-know-about-each-of-cbs-top-40-players-in-one-sentence\" target=\"_blank\">Arif Hasan<\/a> pulled together the most informative short briefing for this year&#8217;s NFL draft you&#8217;ll find anywhere:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As we get closer to the NFL Draft, it\u2019s critical that fans and media alike find ways to aggregate the mountains of information they have and concisely explain what we need to know about the top prospects about to enter the NFL. In the interest of doing so, I\u2019ve compiled one sentence scouting reports on the Top 40 players as determined by CBS\u2019 draft rankings \u2014 among the best in the industry.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Jadeveon Clowney, DE South Carolina &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Julius Peppers<\/li>\n<li>Greg Robinson, OT Auburn &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Orlando Pace<\/li>\n<li>Khalil Mack, OLB Buffalo &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Lawrence Taylor<\/li>\n<li>Sammy Watkins, WR Clemson &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Wes Chandler<\/li>\n<li>Jake Matthews, OT Texas A&#038;M &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Ron Yary<\/li>\n<li>Blake Bortles, QB Central Florida &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no John Elway<\/li>\n<li>Johnny Manziel, QB Texas A&#038;M &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Joe Namath<\/li>\n<li>Taylor Lewan, OT Michigan &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Tony Mandarich<\/li>\n<li>Mike Evans, WR Texas A&#038;M &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Calvin Johnson<\/li>\n<li>Justin Gilbert, CB Oklahoma State &mdash; He\u2019s great, but he\u2019s no Deion Sanders<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arif Hasan pulled together the most informative short briefing for this year&#8217;s NFL draft you&#8217;ll find anywhere: As we get closer to the NFL Draft, it\u2019s critical that fans and media alike find ways to aggregate the mountains of information they have and concisely explain what we need to know about the top prospects about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,57,28],"tags":[179,463],"class_list":["post-25358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","category-humour","category-media","tag-nfl","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-6B0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25359,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25358\/revisions\/25359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}